john mayer and andy cohen decided on the hamptons for their home

i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:

x Andy likes John’s supple lips

he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.

“Why do you think that?”

“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”

He is gay.”

so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…

“So would you rather he be a certain age,
get married and have kids to duck gay rumors,
and come out as a gay male later in life?
How does that look?
You led a life and people on that was a lie.”

this is why males who are dl,
date and marry idiots to quiet rumors.

that being fonted,
2023 has been awesome with these twists and turns.

lowkey: its a shame white gays can have friendships like this.
black straight males can be so annoying.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

3 thoughts on “john mayer and andy cohen decided on the hamptons for their home”

  1. I’m so surprised people don’t know about them it’s been going on and off for years there’s blinds and everything but yeah two of the sleaziest people in Hollywood committing to each other would be great if it keeps them away from the public.

    However I also am sure their sexual appetites are too strong to be satisfied with just each other alone, so only time will tell what this unholy union brings.

  2. Well……that wasn’t in my 2023 Bingo card…. 💁🏾‍♂️ have at it John and Andy.

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