as you know,
i want my own home.
i’m gonna get a sign made on it called:

The Den

anyhoo,
like dicks,
i don’t want it too big.
since it’s just gonna be “me“,
i don’t need a mansion.

sidebar: can i tell you how i loved franklin’s new crib in gta?

when i use to play that,
i’d imagine it was me living there.
i gotta play this game again. 

a townhouse or condo would actually be perfect for this little fox.
well,
a foxholer sent me the following crib and i’m like…

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boundaries.
i don’t think many people forget what that means.
i get you are a fan of your favorite celeb/online presence,
but to show up at their crib?
without even an invite?
make up guru,
james charles,
recently experienced fans/stans not respecting his boundaries.
this is what he tweeted…
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i believe in taking a dump before you leave the crib.
tmi.
you never know when that familiar tingle of butt destruction will happen.
you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough for that.
when you gotta go; you gotta go.
well this amazon hyena allegedly had the runs while on a run.
i guess she couldn’t hold it anymore because via ny daily news…
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ima need ya’ll to leave andrew caldwell alone.
ya’ll got him on the brink of whatever is happening to kanye west.
he threw up a video warning you all about going around his territory…
Continue reading “Why Ya’ll Going To Andrew Caldwell House Fo’?” →

looks like a happy black family,
right?
well think again.
i just saw this story and was locked the fuck in.
well the two brothers in the picture tried to kill their parents yesterday.
you gotta read this article foxhole...

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i need to talk about this dream i just had…
Continue reading “I Come In The House and This Is What I Get?” →