I Was Hit By A Bus

1567194349…and boy did it hurt.
maybe i did it to myself.
i said:

“its going to be a bad day…”

…and the universe came through.
one that was a big learning lesson tho…

so there is this older snow wolf i work with.
when i first started the job,
i will admit he was pretty cool.
he would sometimes bring me free shit for helping him.
we didn’t “work work” together,
but he was involved with many of the projects i dealt with,
sometimes he would be one of the direct contacts.
we built an understanding

giphy…or so i thought.

so there was a pretty important project we worked on recently.
i was sorta happy he would be the one in charge.
boy was i wrong.
well somehow he managed to fuck up.
one of the team members sent me the memo this morning.

“he was throwing you under the bus to save his ass…”

giphyto be honest with you,
i was shocked.
like legit shocked.
i should have known better tho.
everyone kinda warned me about him.
they said to be careful.
my response:

“well he never did anything to me like that…”

…only because the people who said it work directly with him.
so i immediately got on the defensive.
i looked over my side of things and saw i was right.
he called me like 15 minutes after.
this time,
his voice was different.
the energy was weird.
he didn’t sound like the snow wolf i was use to.
he wasn’t upbeat and chipper.
it was like we never met.
during the phone call,
he was asking me all these random questions.
it was weird.
i will admit i caught an attitude.

i know.
i know.

it wasn’t:

“pookie from the projects”

but more along of the lines of:

“professional,
but pissed,
black fox”

i know.
i know.

well i explained how it wasn’t my fault,
and pointed out how it was clearly his.
he was real passive aggressive.
after about 10 minutes,
we both hung up.
i sent him the emails to back up my side of the story.
i thought that was that.

do you know this muthafucka had me on speaker phone?
do you know this muthafucka had me on speaker phone with the head vp and my boss?

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giphythis snow pineapple muthafuckin bastard tried to set me up.
he didn’t even tell me i was on speaker phone.
i only found out because before i left,
i was pulled into the office by my boss.
thank god my reputation saved my ass,
even though they heard me with “the attitude”.
i got off with just a warning,
but was still basically blamed for it.
i saw him in the hall as i was going to the elevator.
he tried to have no eye contact with me.
i’m real tite.
like “smoke coming out my ears” fuming.
i would like to dedicate all my energy in destroying him,
but i’m sure he will find himself in a trap eventually.
those types usually fuck up somehow and their reputations do them in.
giphysmh.

lowkey: from now on,
email conversations and quick phone calls.
i’m not going to be an asshole to him,
but as a smart fox,
i will definitely be watching.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

24 thoughts on “I Was Hit By A Bus

  1. Reading this shit got me so fucking piss off with that white muthafucka and I’m already piss off so this shit is adding more fire. You see this is why I don’t trust old white men for shit cause through history they have shown they are nothing more than double crossers and fucking wimps. I put a curse on him for all the wrongs he had done, let it come back to him 10x worse.

      1. Thank you, pa. But that jerkoff got me piss to the tenth. He better watch himself tho cause my curses are strong. I gave a bitch breast cancers on both titties and she became homeless, so let see what happen with this muthafucka.

      1. Serves you right? Bitch you better watch your mouth cause you didn’t deserve that at all. You were just being nice and friendly to him which that crackerjack barrel abuse. I hope that mierda blanca get what he deserves cause if it was me, I would give that asshole a nice case of diarrhea with my new best friend, MiraLax. While he’s stuck in the bathroom. I will upload child porngraphy on his computer and notify the police, anonymously.

  2. You need extra receipts. Realize no one is your friend no matter if they smile in your face. Backstabber by the O’Jays. Perfect song to get pumped to before work everyday.

      1. ^i don’t know what he showed them,
        but I showed them my side.
        he tried everything to not be put on the blame.
        they were also really shocked at my attitude.
        im confused because i wasn’t nasty.
        i was more so proving my point on that unknown speaker phone.
        smh.

  3. Keep your head up bro don’t let this ruin the rest of your work week. He will get what is coming to his ass karma is defintely a you know what. By the way did you text that wolf.

  4. This is definitely a big sign that it’s time to for you to go. I hate when ( especially in the workplace ) someone you thought was cool starts showing their true colors. The messed up thing is people tried to warn you about this guy and being the nice person that you are decided not to listen to it. I’m not saying you should judge someone off “he said she said” but a lot of times when a lot of people are warning me about someone at work it ends up true. I had to learn it the hard way at my old job .

    I’m still trying to understand how you got any kind of trouble when it was his mistakes that ruined the project and the fact that he had you on speakerphone (without your consent) trying to set you up on with the head bosses there with him.

    I pray something better comes your way soon because this place sounds evil.

    1. ^the fact i even got a warning baffles me.

      so all this hard work I did,
      it took some asshole that they know they can’t trust,
      to try and ruin me????
      are they serious???
      im so pissed right now mikey…

      it just goes to show you can do all the nice shit in the world and it means nothing…

      1. Let the tables have been turned and they would have fired you for trying some crap like that. The HR at your job must be crap.

      1. ^like that really stung me.
        this man smiled up in my face and greeted me every day he saw me.
        this is the thanks I get for working my ass off?
        he fucks up and then gonna try to throw me under the bus to save himself?
        i got him tho…

  5. Write a response and request it be made part of your file and attached to your warning. State tge facts and thank them for the feedback

  6. I know you want to be nice and build rapport and all, but you should know better than to put anything pass those people at your job. The only way to thrive in the company and play their game and you will need the strength to sacrifice your integrity to do that.

  7. Well Damn, if this does not sound like something out of a old plantation movie where we have to blame the Negro. The snow always shows it true colors everytime, that is why seriously I have to give the side eye to anyone in a interracial relationship, deep down I feel that they are all the same and they will reveal themselves no matter how much they try to play like they are different. I was thrown under the bus a couple of months ago by an old white woman on my job in management. This old bitch is always trying to smile in my face but wrote a messy email about me on a project that I was working on. I seriously think they are worse than the men and I try to avoid them at all cost. The thing about me though, is I am going to give them the pineapple from their worst nightmare if they start “F”kin with me because I have no more F*cks left to give. The management team at your company is trash, it is like White people will always go out on a limb and protect their own no matter how incompetent, the only way they are going to throw one of their on under the bus is if it causes them to lose a lot of money other than that, they will keep mean hateful racist bitches in positions until they die, especially when it concerns someone of color. I only deal with them on a professional level, after 5, I give them the finger. My co-workers are trying to get me to go to the company office party this weekend. “F” em, if you not paying me to be there, I aint there. 2016 chuck the deuces to em J.

  8. Jamari, that really sucks. And I’m sure all of us can relate in some way. Consider that the Universe is setting you up to be uncomfortable to push you to something greater..

    On a petty note, can you take that ass HR?? These mufuckas (all 3) need to know they can not pull it.

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