I Want To Swallow… But There Is No Health Benefits In It For Men.

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tumblr_m3ufo4qE8Q1qg3v0qo1_500you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”

quick!
um…
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
aww poot!
i know.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts

“Certain females consume male ejaculate and sperm as if they were food, using the nutrients to fuel their own bodies as well as their eggs, The study, published in the journal Biology Letters, adds yet another dimension to the battle between the sexes. “If males have their sperm consumed, rather than used for egg fertilization, they will lose that reproductive opportunity. Therefore, it is in the male’s best interests to try to ensure at least some of his sperm reaches the female’s eggs,” lead author Benjamin Wegener, a researcher at Monash University’s School of Biological Sciences, explained to Discovery News. Wegener said that ejaculate consumption is well documented among numerous species. Humans are included in that group, but the behavior is not a standard part of our reproductive process.” – Discovery

drinkin’ pee?
eatin boogers?

tumblr_mdeh8eKKGz1qcir6bo1_r2_400i’ll take a multi vitamin.
watch this be the excuse for wolves to get vixens to swallow.

lowkey: well more foxes swallow anyway.
it’s a shame we don’t get the same nutrients as the “chosen nut” vixens..
well at least it’ll still keep our skin clear!

x “oh daddy! gimmie your love juice for my mint julep mask!”

… no pun intended.

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Author: jamari fox

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