i need you to sit down.
the following is going to make you scream.
so i’m sitting on the train coming home.
a ton of delays so it’s moving slow.
i’m in the corner seat by myself and it’s crowded af.
in front of me,
this dude is pressed up against this woman.
mid 20s-early 30s hood pineapple in a fly outfit.
from how it looked,
i thought they were together.
he was all up behind her.
i couldn’t see faces but i just saw their mid sections.
as the train was approaching my stop,
i see this thing start dripping in the floor.
i thought it was something dripping out the woman’s bag.
when i lookedddddddddddddddddddddd…
i got eye-fucked today.
i always felt like if you’re eye-fuckin the shit outta me,
you need to make it your business to cum.
now i’m always down for a good eye fuck,
but they never end up going anywhere.
what is wrong with the male species of this decade?
they never should have gave these niggas a phone,
with a camera with the ability to record videos,
and upload it to a social media site catered to taking pictures.
everyone meet ^ darealvince.
he’s mad if you can’t tell.
he went on an outing spree and put this up on his instagram.
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you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts…
shit i think these bottoms out here would calm their fast asses down if they knew what “i’m late” felt like.
“shit i’m pregnant!!!!“
“my dumb ass baby father is late with the fuckin’ money this month.“
“who gonna baby sit this brat?“
too bad god didn’t give gay men a uterus.
imagine the maury povich episodes.
i had to laugh,
but you know i had to sit back and re-examine the situation.
i was talking with a friend last night and we were discussing all the un necessary ultra hoing in this lifestyle.
being gay gives us the pleasure of fuckin’ day in and out.
no worry of being pregnant and dealing with all that extra shit vixen’s deal with.
he cums in and then he’s out.
we can walk around with a wolf’s cum still inside us with no chance of a bundle of joy in 9 months.
with that vision came a headache and an entry…