i got eye-fucked today.
i always felt like if you’re eye-fuckin the shit outta me,
you need to make it your business to cum.
now i’m always down for a good eye fuck,
but they never end up going anywhere.
i went into my usual spot to get lunch today.
in this particular spot,
there is always a rotation of cashiers.
this fine ass wolf was rotating behind the counter.
i have this thing where i can tell if you look good from the back.
he had a clean ceaser and his back muscles was crazy in his shirt.
when he turned around…
tatts all over both arms
looked like nothing less of ‘fuck you stupid’ on command
that is exactly what i’m (non)looking for right now.
if i fall into a wolf’s lap,
but i’m not actively trolling for pipe.
in a perfect world,
i’d score an amazing friend with benefits.
the buddy i can give the booty to.
one who looks good af and doesn’t have crotch critters of any kind.
inside and outside the crotch.
the gentleman in my sandwich shop looked like that type.
so as i waited for my sandiwch to be made,
we were both in the middle of some serious eye foreplay.
we’d break line of sight as he’d ring up a custoker,
but we’d do this mating ritual shortly after.
i made sure that i went into his line.
he was smiling at me and spoke to me in that bedroom tone.
“Your total is 12.92.
Would you like debit or credit?”
i was harder than valyrian steel (got reference)
he was surrounded by his co-workers.
you could tell some of those vixens want to give him the pussy.
if they haven’t already.
who i suspect is attracted to me,
was with me as well.
i told him thank you.
he said you’re welcome,
while maintaining a large smile.
the only meat i got was in my sandwich.
i would to hate to think he got down and was just friendly.
some of these straights can be really friendly.
i don’t want friendly.
i want dick to discreetly suck on.
so i had to wonder…
How much eye fuckin’ do you have to do to confirm they want you?
is it two or more stares?
is it in the eyes?
how they’re looking at you?
do you need to wink 3 times and do an air hump?
i’m not good at this.
is it wrong to say i wish he would have hit on me first?
i hope to go in there again for another sandwich.
i want another type of meat in some bunz.