cream

the cream always rises on the outside of the pie

Foxhole:

i love pie.

oooh,
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee pecan pie.
what i hate it’s only available during the fall season.
i can do with apple pie but i love it with:

vanilla ice cream
a little cinnamon sugar on top

so when you tell/font that i’m getting pie,
i’m looking forward to it.
so a wolf promised us pie and wellllllllll,
a Foxholer is annoyed.
why?

he charged 10 dollars for this pie

and did come through…
literally…
so The Foxholer sent me this and well…

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i thought having a creamy hole was a good thing (but now…)

i never had anything creamy cum out of my foxhole when i was having sex.
maybe my soul left my bawdy for a few seconds,
but that was about it.
in porn vids,
i’ve seen foxholes getting extremely creamy when getting penetrated…

…i’ve always assumed it was because of the lube,
but i might have been wrong.
tweeter,
james the soul snatcher,
posted two videos that was retweeted in my timeline.
i wanted to share it with the foxhole…

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I Want To Swallow… But There Is No Health Benefits In It For Men.

you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”
quick!
um…
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
aww poot!
i know.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts…