the cream always rises on the outside of the pie

Foxhole:

i love pie.

oooh,
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee pecan pie.
what i hate it’s only available during the fall season.
i can do with apple pie but i love it with:

vanilla ice cream
a little cinnamon sugar on top

so when you tell/font that i’m getting pie,
i’m looking forward to it.
so a wolf promised us pie and wellllllllll,
a Foxholer is annoyed.
why?

he charged 10 dollars for this pie

and did come through
literally…
so The Foxholer sent me this and well…

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