this reality star scored a hole in one with this alleged leakage

This doesn’t help the rumor that DL males use white vixens as a cover

back in the days before social media,
anyone who was about to be in the spotlight got a clean sweep.

a team of special agents would get all of their scandals under control.
some scandals even involving murders.
these days,
any regula degula could get their 15 minutes of fame.
that means no special agents to wash their dirty laundry.
the F-BI scored an alleged hole in one with this reality star.
hole” being the operative word…

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who knew he’d become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch ?

quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.

“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?

Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…

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do we care about the music after they drop the nudes?

i always font that the final card you can play in the attentionisto forest is an OF.
once that card hits the table,
it’s a wrap.
that is their new career along with a side of escorting.
that’s if they aren’t homophobic and dull.
i’ve noticed that many attentionistos think backwards.
they want to be like kim kardashian and how she came…
on the scene.
they think they can drop the nudes first and the fame comes after.
what they fail to realize is:

That is pretty much end game once the fantasy has been revealed.

let’s take this gorgeous but attentionisto hybrid

as an example for today’s font-versation…

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erron vonner looks good with or without clothes?

erron vonner.
i’m not even gonna hold you but…

He is probably the sexiest attentionisto out right now.

he got the facials and his bawdys is on point.

i love the shape of his head.
apparently,
many of you are obsessed with ( x his feets ).
he do be having some nice feets.
the other day,
a vix-bi alerted me for the dragging he got for this outfit he wore a while back.
his style is usually on point but:

someone in his comments asked if he was going to goofy’s wedding.
you know what

the outfit was perfect before he put on that hideous vest on.

Styling tip: if you feel like you are doing too much with your fit,
take off the last thing you put on.

that’s okay because a Foxholer sent in an alleged drop and if this is him,
i like him even better with the clothes off

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TMI?!

ever heard of “TMI“?
of course you have.
but in today’s forest,
with everyone oversharing,
that phrase seems nonexistent on rihanna’s social media.
a Foxholer sent me an IG post and i had to wonder…

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looks mean nothing when he wants to ride you into the sunset

One thing I’ve learned about males from experience and The Foxhole…

it doesn’t matter if you’re ugly or fine,
fat or skinny,
muscular or average,
masc or fem,
tall or short,
broke or employed,
wild pimples or clean & clear face,
a cool kid or a dork,
wolves or foxes,
big bumsi or flat pancakes,
come from a well to do family or be raised in the hood…

when males want to saddle up and ride

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