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lil kim is going to relive 90s fantasies by becoming a sex worker?

when you think of it,
this poster for lil kim’s “hardcore” was the 90s “wap” controversy.
lil kim taught me about sex at such a young age.
i didn’t even know folks was putting dicks in their mouths until her iconic line:

“I use to be scared of the dick,
now I throws lips to shit,
handle it like a real bitch…”

kim came a long way and fell tf off.
everything she has released since “put your lighters up” has been mid or pure bunk.
well she is deciding to try a new venture with her husband,
mr. papers
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you gonna pay 25k just to eat a straight dude’s cake? (malik joseph claims otherwise)

ya know,
i think one of the biggest issues with people is their need to explain everything.
that is when the foots enters the mouths and goes down the throats.
he made that infamous scene with malik joseph,
an onlyfans/xxx gay porn star,
and quickly went on ig live once he started getting clout.

17 minutes of pretty much nada.
the real interesting part of all of this…

Lamont claims he made 25k to get his tail eaten by Malik.

malik had another story
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jxdahparker said he isn’t bi because he doesn’t like his own dick

“I’m not gay/bi.”

that’s it.
it doesn’t need the rah rah.
it’s a simple sentence in your most respectful straight.
you can always tell who is bothered by how they react to being hit on by the same sex.
i mean if males trying to get at you too,
that should let you know you sexy sexy.
it’s usually not the “big bubba/jail rape” situation that is played out in nightmares.
so i saw a tweet that screamed “bothered“.
someone asked ig user @jxdahparker if he was bi on his ig stories.
he responded with this

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba

this is how it started.
that was a conversation between karaoke and i earlier.
it was in regards to a video that flew down my twitter timeline.
of course,
i wanted the foxhole’s opinion.
so it was a the united states navy band and they did their rendition of “circle of life“.
this is the clip i watched and well…
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according to porn jackal, ricky larkin, most black males in porn are too ugly to be visible

i don’t understand most people.
i’m starting to think they do/say dumb shit just so they can go viral.
it baffles me the shit jackals say out loud that they don’t realize comes off offensive.
porn jackal,
ricky larkin,
seems to have that “tone deaf” problem.
he was trying to sound wise,
but ended up looking like a doofus.
he had this to say this about why black males aren’t visible in porn and well

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so i watched the season 4 finale of “insecure” and, uh, well…

this was my exact fact after the “insecure” season finale last night.
i think i babbled “wtf was that?” as well.
no seriously…

WTF was that?

when i look back at season 1 of that show,
you can tell the writing was a vastly different up until now.
i have a few thoughts

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