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dear “what the hell is going on?” white people

so i paused the last 4 episodes of “oitnb” for the new season of “dear white people“.
i’ve loved this show since the first season,
although i have to admit,
the second season was “okay“.
that whole “order” thing was random af.
well i stopped on the 6th episode of this season,
but uh…

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is nova on drugs???? (why is she all the way “villain” this season on “queen sugar”?)

*this entry contains light spoilers.

sidebar: i met charley (dawn-lyen gardner) recently.
she was so nice and warm.
i called her “charley” too.
she laughed.

queen sugar.
season 4.
one of my favorite shows on oprah’s “own” network.
i’ve been so busy that i’ve missed the last 3 episodes,
but i managed to catch up yesterday.
it seems nova has replaced tariq st. patrick (power) as “the most hated“.
a pretty big feat as nothing compares to the hatred for tariq.
foxhole…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

shouldn’t this situation be the other way around for lil nas x?

let’s font about the song of the summer.
you guessed it.
lil nas x and billy ray cyrus.
old town road“.

i’m starting to hear this song everywhere.
i plan on getting a cowboy hat as we font.
well,
lil nas x had a gift for billy ray for being so generous…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

lana del rey wants to fight azealia banks

i really wish lana wouldn’t have responded.
lana del rey‘s first album is a whole mood.
ya’ll know i’m about that “born to die” life.
every time i listen to her music,
it makes me feel something.
azealia banks,
who makes her appearance soon in this entry,
collaborated with lana on the “blue jeans” remix.
well,
they’re in full beef mode today.
lana tweeted this
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ronnie, i’m trying to blame “this” on the rain

anyone remember ronnie?
he was the big tatted sexy wolf from london.
he was attentionisto-lite in my line of sight.
wasn’t doing too much thirst trapping.
well now he has apparently gone mad,
which has left me highly confused.
when i was on snap heavy,
because that’s where i followed him,
he would be do personal training and drive trucks.
now…
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can someone take brittany renner phone away, please?

ya know,
not only do the attentionistos need to stop talking so much,
but some of the attentionistas need to follow suit.
brittany renner is one of those attentionistas.
the quieter the better?
i remember when she took thirst traps,
found various ways to shake her bunz,
played soccer with massive wedges,
and stayed pretty low key.
well she has decided to start talking,
but i think she is doing a little too much of it.
who asked for the following confessional?…
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