the cream always rises on the outside of the pie

Foxhole:

i love pie.

oooh,
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee pecan pie.
what i hate it’s only available during the fall season.
i can do with apple pie but i love it with:

vanilla ice cream
a little cinnamon sugar on top

so when you tell/font that i’m getting pie,
i’m looking forward to it.
so a wolf promised us pie and wellllllllll,
a Foxholer is annoyed.
why?

he charged 10 dollars for this pie

and did come through
literally…
so The Foxholer sent me this and well…

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according to ray j, diddy to’ those butt cheeks up

his tail use to be fat but now it’s in his stomach.

jest.
have you ever had someone make a joke about something,
you laugh because it was so outrageous,
but you found out it was true
later on?
people can make jokes and be dead serious.
ray j made a joke recently and it left me wondering:

is he being dead serious?

we have seen ray j naked; we done seen his dack and cheeks.
like kim kardashian,
we have seen all of their cards so at this point:

nothing else is left to embarrass them.
you can’t embarrass anyone who doesn’t have pride.

that is the hidden power of being an attentionisto.
so when ray j claims diddy allegedly “left his ass leaking”

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i sagged my jeans and a gay male had me feelin like a b!tch

The Confused Sagger.

wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.

“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!

I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”

…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….

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the streets say harrison butker had a super secret gay past in college???

Please advise?

when i was sent the commencement speech of nfl baller jackal for the chiefs,
harrison butker,
i thought it was the most unhinged thing i have ever heard.

He decided to tell the female graduates they were lied to by getting degrees…
and should be home making pies while being barefoot and pregnant.

what?
what?
what?
what?

they clapped hard after he said that too.

the wild part his mother ( x has a degree ) so my ears are raised.
i’m already thinking this villain arc started with his parents.
there is always a source where the demon was born.
so is it so he could run the forests and have all alleged secret gay secks?
allegedly,
harrison has a past that is being exposed on tiktok
by a former classmate…

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the bb sub, his dom daddy, and the kind of sh*t they’re into

i have said before that i’m open to dating white wolves.
they aren’t my first choice but if i met one who looked like this:

 

without the drinking and shenanigans,
i’ll be off the market.
a foxholer sent me two images of bbredhawk.
he is a sub who has two dom daddies.
you’re probably like,
what?“.
this is what he is into…

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raz b wants to seduce you in maga and mega man boots

raz b got dealt a bad hand.
this industry chewed him up and spit him out.
because of this,
i feel like he suffers from severe mental illness.
it entertains and keeps his name in the digital papers.
the foxhole flooded my box with this recent video raz posted on ig

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