don’t swallow because his sperm might have the rona

…ed?
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.

if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
legs,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
yup.
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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I Want To Swallow… But There Is No Health Benefits In It For Men.

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tumblr_m3ufo4qE8Q1qg3v0qo1_500you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”

quick!
um…
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
aww poot!
i know.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts

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So… He Doesn’t Like The Feel of Condoms Apparently?

tumblr_m0w6h8j1JZ1qzddo2o1_500dwight howard likes to fuck.
what?
i’m being honest.
well he welcomes his 7th (or so) random baby with girlfriend christine vest.
royce from bbw broke the news since she didn’t know.
urbanbelle is about to fill you in…

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Kim and Kanye Make The Internet Blow Up In Less Than 60 Seconds

she finally got a gut full of human!…

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