i hate when i hear people pressuring others to have kids.
why do they even care?
some people freak out when i say i don’t want kids.
“i don’t like them and i don’t want them.”
they are expensive and the way they setting this country up nowadays…
it’s like they pressure you into something “because you are supposed to“.
i don’t think i ever wanted kids tbh.
as a kid,
i never dreamed of being a dad.
did i even want to be married?
as you get deep into your 30s and you are chillin’,
everyone starts to ask and wonder…
Continue reading “your sperm has been going on faces or tissues (kids, when tho?)”
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.
if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
Continue reading “don’t swallow because his sperm might have the rona”
meet your best friend.
she is also lesbian.
ya’ll have know each other for about 8 years now.
well she calls you tonight because she needs a big favor…
Continue reading “WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (63)”
you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts…
Continue reading “I Want To Swallow… But There Is No Health Benefits In It For Men.”
dwight howard likes to fuck.
i’m being honest.
well he welcomes his 7th (or so) random baby with girlfriend christine vest.
royce from bbw broke the news since she didn’t know.
urbanbelle is about to fill you in…
Continue reading “So… He Doesn’t Like The Feel of Condoms Apparently?”