there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.
if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts…
dwight howard likes to fuck.
i’m being honest.
well he welcomes his 7th (or so) random baby with girlfriend christine vest.
royce from bbw broke the news since she didn’t know.
urbanbelle is about to fill you in…
she finally got a gut full of human!…