I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.

I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

When I got there, the line was wrapped around Champs.
I was already upset because the line was filled with children.
I mean, kiddies ya’ll.
All excited to have this man sign an autograph.
Luckily, my friend was already in line and had a good spot.
I do not know how long he was waiting and I really did not care.
As long as we got this done, I had no other care.
Funny enough, it was real groupie lite.
I saw one chick who looked groupie-ish, but she also looked 15.

Now, you know I hardly do NBA players
…but he was kind of sexy.
I have a thing for noses and he had a big ol clunker on his grill.
He was simply dressed as he sat at this table.
Knicks fitted and a T-Shirt.
Not any of the designer shit as his Instagram usually has.

Iman.
You were pretty nice.
You also have a nice smile.
Maybe we can work together or something in the future.
Even though I’m sure we will run into each other behind the scenes anyway.

We should talk…

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Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

10 thoughts on “I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.

  1. Yea I thought that he was cute, I would most def. sleep with him. 🙂 He looks so down to earth and fun. I’ve been watching his playing skills as of late, he has transformed into a really good basketball player.

  2. I don’t get it. He looks basic to me, not that there’s anything wrong with that though.

    Now Shakira’s sexy ass can get it. I bet that pussy will put a dude in a coma. Lol

      1. That’s the way to be! Everyone does not photograph well. People tell me pictures don’t do me justice that’s why I don’t ever take any. I’m way too self aware. Lol

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