I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…
I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.
All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…
When I got there, the line was wrapped around Champs.
I was already upset because the line was filled with children.
I mean, kiddies ya’ll.
All excited to have this man sign an autograph.
Luckily, my friend was already in line and had a good spot.
I do not know how long he was waiting and I really did not care.
As long as we got this done, I had no other care.
Funny enough, it was real groupie lite.
I saw one chick who looked groupie-ish, but she also looked 15.
Now, you know I hardly do NBA players…
…but he was kind of sexy.
I have a thing for noses and he had a big ol clunker on his grill.
He was simply dressed as he sat at this table.
Knicks fitted and a T-Shirt.
Not any of the designer shit as his Instagram usually has.
You were pretty nice.
You also have a nice smile.
Maybe we can work together or something in the future.
Even though I’m sure we will run into each other behind the scenes anyway.
We should talk…