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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (51)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001so i’m sure you know these kind of older snow bunnies.
the ones whose mouthes have no filter whatsoever.
they will call out anyone they think is doing something “wrong”.
well in their eyes anyway.
well the following video shows exactly what i’m describing.
don’t use your food stamps in the line at walmart because…
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Work Wolf. Me. The Line. Crossed?

tumblr_mrm6fkFEzE1sbdxtto1_500 i often wonder:

“when do i cross the line with work wolf?”

i mean i done said almost everything “line crossed” to him.
i done complimented his looks,
body,
and even talked graphically about sex.
no disclaimers.
well when i admitted what i said about liar liar….
other than that,
he is always open to it.
well the minute i say something about someone else
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“I Want You To Murder My Vagina”… The New Hook Up Line?

wouldn’t that hurt?
would his dick be wanted after?
would it be a messy crime scene?
well her words:

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not mine.
that is amanda bynes.
she use to be the top teen comedian on nickelodeon.
i think she started out with nick cannon.
she had numerous hit movies and even a tv show.
i thought she would end up on snl the way she was going.
well she tweeted this last night…

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I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.

I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

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