i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
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first of all,
happy 53rd birthday to miss janet.
“all for you” was a good era for janet.
that album isn’t as great as my favorites,
but i enjoyed it for what it was.
one thing i remember from her “live from hawaii” dvd is:
the famous lap dance for “would you mind?“.
even at a young age,
i wanted that contraption in my bedroom.
the thought of strapping a wolf up to that thing,
and driving him insane in pleasure,
is still on my “to do list“.
is inspired by janet as well.
she re-created a similar lap dance with,
you guessed it,
her husband iman shumpert on tour.
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teyana taylor loves to talk about what she does with iman shumpert,
so she has a song on her album “k.t.s.e” called “3 way”.
you can already guess what it’s about.
it isn’t about a phone call with 3 people.
sidebar: what does the foxhole think about the album?
i’m hearing “trash” to “okay”.
this is what she told “big boy tv”…
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everyone should know how the carribean animals dance.
it is basically fuckin’ with no clothes on.
those who never been to a carribean party are usually shocked.
most dancing has a sexual nature to it.
it isn’t this:
although my snow wolf in the front was gittin’ it!
iman shumpert and teyana taylor got down at a party and…
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iman shumpert and teyana taylor are the “it” couple right now.
everyone is trying to re-create their #relationshipgoals.
well how many are ready to let their s/o slide into their dms?
iman let teyana inside his dms and well via baller alert…
Continue reading ““Your DMS Has More Hoes Than Mine,” Teyana Taylor Said.”
i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
wasn’t packing that meat.
well his baby mama,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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