guess who won season 30 of dancing with the stars?

“dancing with the stars” ended it’s 30th season last night.
guess who won…

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will these 3 contestants dance into your hearts on “dancing with the stars”?

when i saw the cast of 2021 “dancing with the stars“,
i was like whaaaaaaaat?
they got really interested with 3 of their contestants for their 30th season.

RHOA, Kenya Moore
The First Black Bachelor, Matt James
NBA Baller Wolf for the Brooklyn Nets, Iman Shumpert

i was sure gonna tune in last night.
alas,
i had stuff going on that i couldn’t tune in but i caught the highlights on youtube.
ya’ll…

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iman shumpert decided to make us all pregnant this valentine’s day

this valentine’s day was pretty shitty.
i mean,
it’s always shitty so it was just another day for me.
well there was a light among the darkness when teyana taylor posted this.
it’s her baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
in a new video for his song “seance“.
foxhole…

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iman shumpert was feelin’ light skin and beautiful, is all

sidebar: i love pecs “under shirt“.
it drives me insane.
so everyone is fonting about nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert.

he claims it’s a “light skin move” on his ig stories,
but folks are claiming it’s a gay one.
so he put up this pic on his stories

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who wears short shorts? (iman shumpert wears short shorts)

i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
well,
almost anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
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teyana taylor is becoming janet

first of all,
happy 53rd birthday to miss janet.
all for you” was a good era for janet.
that album isn’t as great as my favorites,
but i enjoyed it for what it was.
one thing i remember from her “live from hawaii” dvd is:

the famous lap dance for “would you mind?“.
foxhole,
even at a young age,
i wanted that contraption in my bedroom.
the thought of strapping a wolf up to that thing,
and driving him insane in pleasure,
is still on my “to do list“.
harlem’s finest,
teyana taylor,
is inspired by janet as well.
she re-created a similar lap dance with,
you guessed it,
her husband iman shumpert on tour.
well…
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