when i saw the cast of 2021 “dancing with the stars“,
i was like whaaaaaaaat?
they got really interested with 3 of their contestants for their 30th season.
RHOA, Kenya Moore
The First Black Bachelor, Matt James
NBA Baller Wolf for the Brooklyn Nets, Iman Shumpert
i was sure gonna tune in last night.
i had stuff going on that i couldn’t tune in but i caught the highlights on youtube.
this valentine’s day was pretty shitty.
it’s always shitty so it was just another day for me.
well there was a light among the darkness when teyana taylor posted this.
it’s her baller wolf,
in a new video for his song “seance“.
sidebar: i love pecs “under shirt“.
it drives me insane.
so everyone is fonting about nba baller wolf,
he claims it’s a “light skin move” on his ig stories,
but folks are claiming it’s a gay one.
so he put up this pic on his stories…
i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
Continue reading “who wears short shorts? (iman shumpert wears short shorts)”
first of all,
happy 53rd birthday to miss janet.
“all for you” was a good era for janet.
that album isn’t as great as my favorites,
but i enjoyed it for what it was.
one thing i remember from her “live from hawaii” dvd is:
the famous lap dance for “would you mind?“.
even at a young age,
i wanted that contraption in my bedroom.
the thought of strapping a wolf up to that thing,
and driving him insane in pleasure,
is still on my “to do list“.
is inspired by janet as well.
she re-created a similar lap dance with,
you guessed it,
her husband iman shumpert on tour.
Continue reading “teyana taylor is becoming janet”
teyana taylor loves to talk about what she does with iman shumpert,
so she has a song on her album “k.t.s.e” called “3 way”.
you can already guess what it’s about.
it isn’t about a phone call with 3 people.
sidebar: what does the foxhole think about the album?
i’m hearing “trash” to “okay”.
this is what she told “big boy tv”…
Continue reading “Petunia Loves A Good Brag Session About Her Sex Life”