iman shumpert decided to make us all pregnant this valentine’s day

this valentine’s day was pretty shitty.
i mean,
it’s always shitty so it was just another day for me.
well there was a light among the darkness when teyana taylor posted this.
it’s her baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
in a new video for his song “seance“.
foxhole…

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holy guacamole.

iman is legit sex walking.
his bawdy tho >>>
the top part of that muscle tail >>>

 

i mean,
it ain’t d’angelo,
but this is a damn good copy.
thanks for ending valentine’s day so nicely iman!
i’ll allow it.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

12 thoughts on “iman shumpert decided to make us all pregnant this valentine’s day

  1. the things I would allow are probably illegal so im going to keep what I want to say to myself.

    But i will say that man is fiiiiiiiine Jesus

  2. The way she’s been selling her man! Chile!
    They might as well turn into escort at this point or release a sex tape I will high key watch

  3. forgive me for saying this and Lord knows I’m straight but i can fuck Iman and Teyana at the same time. Lord I’d love to be apart of that experience. i know they have threesomes lol

  4. He looks like the type to lower your credit with each thrust. I’d rather someone with a spare tire who I can cook for and go to the gym with who can give me financial advice on investing, the stock market and real estate.

      1. Yes, feel free to. I know he has money, but the average guy who shows up to the door like that will have you out here taking long breaks and them wondering why your rims are missing. There was recently a study about broke men being better lovers and I didn’t appreciate the accuracy.

  5. He’s gorgeous. I follow the porn star he allegedly got pregnant and whew chile…the baby got them Shupert lips. They denied it… but DNA don’t hold secrets.

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