how many sex positions can you do in one minute?

am i the only one who thinks the straights are getting a little weird?
they use to talk so much shit about us but these days:

I think the straights are weird AF.

now i don’t know if these two are gay,
cause they’ll be still weird if they’re gay,
but they decided to show us a ton of sex positions but in one minute

How many positions in 1 min?
byu/Sensitive_Underwear inOkHomo

uh huh.

tbh,
this is how most negros who have terrible stroke resumes smash.

the ones who switch positions when they hear “don’t stop” need to be arrested on site.
listen:

Nothing screams CAN’T than someone who switches positions too much.
( x he did this and I hated it )

i guess my question is:

When do you switch position?
Tired of it?
Bored?
No response?
Leg gets a cramp?

the “legs on shoulders” and “from the side in the morning” are legendary.
collapsed doggy style” will always be a fan favorite.

Any position where I can grab and hold his cheeks easily will always be my fav.

i’ll have even done it while face down; tail up.

if you got bunz like this with me…

i’m gonna be palmin’ it like a basketball ever chance i get.
that’s all i got.

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