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the booty guru wants you to look back at it (and wants to help you get it)

i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
honestly…

I’d be scared

first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
secondly,
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:

sadly,
they just trying to smash (and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
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chris sails doesn’t look like sideshow bob anymore

i guess this cums just in time for hump day.
chris sails,
who is the youtubing and music making wolf,
part time problematic,
is pretty daggone handsome.
between both clarence and him,
who is queen naija‘s baby daddies,
i’d say he was better looking.
well he finally did something that i’m glad for…

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the type of bunz that would turn most males out

many foxes want the ultimate tail.
we want it to be big and when we turn to the side,
it curves ever so nicely.
we make sure to focus on #squatgoals in order to achieve that perfect tail.
having one can be your business card in getting a wolf to get at you.
fuck a face; just show the ass.
a foxholer sent me the following tail and i’m sure he’s getting a ton of business.
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (94)

i’ve never seen a fake ass that looked good.
it always looks a mess on a side view.

I always wondered what it felt like when getting hit from the back…

the following is two folks fighting,
but i more distracted by the butt cheeks…

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jonathan gilberto has that curv-age

it’s hump day,
so why not?
so one of my handsome foxhole favs,
jonathan gilberto

“Oh hey,
Jonathan…”

…is packing major meat.
well,
not only in the front…
so he posted this last week on his stories:

but it wasn’t until he posted the video

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king james: in the thick of it all

king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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