bunz

the OF star who isn’t a porno star but actually is kinda/sorta a porno star?

anyone who does any kind of sex work,
but tells us they aren’t porno stars aka “no sex” on their OF,
are living in la la land.
you know why i think this?

…because somewhere,
on someone else’s OF content,
they are full blown porno stars.

^that wolf with the bunz of a thousand pounds might not be a porn star on his own content,
but allegedly,
he damn sure is one somewhere else.
allegedly fonting,
of course.
so the other day,
i was looking at another OF wolf and was like,
waittttttttt hole TF up…..

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i see why they want to annihilate him from the back tbh

if you are considered one of the sexy attentionistos on rih’s socials,
you have to understand your DMs will look like a war zone.
gay males and the occasional vixens will want to flood you box wide open.

take that as you will.
jeff cutts does his version of buzzfeed’s “thirst tweets”,
but he does “dehydrated dms” instead…

grey underwear is the blessing for butt cheeks

there are some males that i’m curious what their DMS look like.
i can just imagine it looks like a craigslist in the late 00s.
i said to myself the other day,
i said:

“Self,
I wonder when Kharl is going to bless us with grey underwear?”

grey underwear is the equivalent to grey sweats but for your big bunz.
you can clearly see every and all curves of the print of the cheekage.
~~you know you tail is big when you can see it in grey sweats.~~
ask and i shall receive…

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this part of another male’s bawdy makes me completely feral

There is a certain part on a male that drives me bat shit crazy.

when i’m watching at as scene on the performing arts of penetrative strokes…

plaqueboymax is tired of ya’ll wanting to pulverize dem meaty bunz

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.

back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.

they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…