He Wants To Fuck Me With A Double Ended Dildo (Ugh)

Bzzz.
Bzzz. Bzzz.
Oh God, it is going off again.

Sigh.
In this “trap” again.
Why did he have to be nice to me?
Why did he have to look into my eyes that way?
Why did he have to touch me the way he does?
Why is he going to make me spend days, weeks, and months obsessing over him?
Why are we going to play this game so he could be comfortable?

Nope this isn’t you this time.
This is someone who has now put YOU on the pedestal.

How does it feel when the tables turn?

So I find myself in yet another situation.
This time, I am the lesson in the column for today.
You heard right.
I am the object of someone’s affection…. AGAIN.
Not a Vixen or a queen I ran from, this time.
But this time:

IT IS WITH A FOX.

One who is one of the top lead stylists in fashion.
One who has many connections in this industry.
One who wants to get in these boxer briefs of mine HEAVY.
One of which I am definitely NOT interested in.
Stylists try to hard to make people see they dress other people.
It is always the same outrageous flamboyant story with them.

I noticed EARLY that he was sniffing around my Gucci Guilty scent.
Naturally, I like to have good conversation with anyone.
Sometimes I flirt, but with him, I kept it above the surface.
Shit, more like in the air.
So last week…

“so let me ask you something?”
“yeah?”
“no offense but, can i take you to dinner?”

and here is what my dumb ass says:

“oh i’m sorry. i’m married with a baby…”


Yeah.
I know.
So ever since then, he has been clinging to me.
He has been randomly showing up places I am.
He even asked my Vixen co-worker…

“you know that dude who works as a stylist?”
“yeah why?”
“he asked me why you look so sad today. it was weird…”

Not to mention he was at my desk this morning WAITING,
giving the googly eyes and smiling in my face like I was an Egg McMuffin.
All to ask me some random shit that he could have asked someone else.
He could of well have been standing here with a bouquet of roses…

I HOPE I DON’T ACT LIKE THIS WHEN I HAVE A CRUSH!!

It got me thinking about when the tables turn and YOU are the object of affection.
Why is it never with someone you are interested in?
Why is it someone who you would barely give the time of day too?
Why could this not be Devin Thomas, or even Victor Cruz?

Sigh.

Then after I realized that being good-looking does brings all the Foxes and Wolves to the yard…
I had to wonder what am I like when I have a crush on a Wolf?
Do I subconsciously display signs of thirsty?
Do I go hard in the paint, as my Stylist Fox?
Or, am I TOO laid back and play “passive aggressive”?

What are you like to the person you have a crush on?

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

23 thoughts on “He Wants To Fuck Me With A Double Ended Dildo (Ugh)”

  1. No idea. That always happens to me. Never fails. It’s always someone that I would never ever be attracted to.I usually just try to be nice about the situation because I know no one ever likes rejection so I tell them I’m not ready to date and that I’m focused on more tangible things

    …like my money.

    Which isn’t a total lie.

    For him though, I’d say use it to your advantage. Make his connects your connects. Don’t sleep with him. Don’t spend INTIMATE quality time with him. Make him a friend and then network through him. As fucked up as that may sound…

    This is business.

    Sincerely,

    The Business Savvy Hybrid

    1. ^you already KNOW.
      I dunno what I put on him but he wants me something serious.
      He literally just came by to tell me some joke…
      … that wasn’t funny.
      I laughed to entertain him.

      Bad enough, I’m not wearing a ring LOLOL

  2. I’m going through this RIGHT NOW! The kicker is he’s a snow bunny… or hybrid… i can never tell with them. And he lays it on HEAVY. Text messages like “The more i talk to you the more i feel this connection” and “you think like me and its really hot”. And the whole time im like… “Thats really sweet”… because i dont know what else to say. He been trying to get together for a while and I am just not cooperating. I had a conversation with a friend where i told him i’m going to be THAT person to him. The one who he likes who doesn’t like him.
    The one who is perfect for him but is just out of reach. I ask myself sometimes if i should give him a shot? My co-workers seem to think i should. I wonder if he’s like the person i SHOULD be with because he’s doing all the things I’d like for a guy to do. But there are major flaws though, things i don’t think i could live him. One being a substance abuse problem. Plus he’s into cats and… i… am not…. a fan… of.. pussy of… any kind. So its how i justify in my head not giving him a chance. We just aren’t compatible. But he seems to think so. I keep it cute though. I’m really nice and entertain conversation. I’m never mean or anything like that because i know how it feels.

    1. ^give him a shot?????????????????????
      are they crazy?

      then you said substance abuse…
      “we good here.”

      i keep wondering if i do what i did to the guy i’m not attracted too,
      to the wolf that i am,
      would things turn out different?

      1. Honestly, I don’t think so. Only because by ignoring them and being aloof… he’ll find attention elsewhere. From my understanding, to catch a wolf, you have to be there in the right place, at the right time, when he wakes up and says “I think i wanna settle down and the next person who fits this checklists will be the one.” At least… that’s how it seems to work. Being interested in his interests and going out of your way to make sure he knows you.. doesn’t seem to be working…

        1. ^I always seem to attract them with the aloof (but not really) route.
          He will find interest somewhere else because Wolves learned over the years to not put all their eggs in one basket.
          Also, not fucking him so fast can help.
          Again, he will find cheeks elsewhere.

          So it is hard.

  3. I think im very quiet when the person comes by then it’s all goo goo eyes. I can never forget I had a crush on one of the football players in college and every time he came buy I would hold my breath intil he would walk by. Well he was a big homophobe and it’s comforting to know now he is 20 pounds over weight and a looser

      1. I just don’t understand them. They hate us like we’re all fems or tryin to suck there 7 in cocks. I’m one of the gays that can kick ya ass

  4. #whoisjamarifox :
    ^you already KNOW.
    I dunno what I put on him but he wants me something serious.
    He literally just came by to tell me some joke…
    … that wasn’t funny.
    I laughed to entertain him.
    Bad enough, I’m not wearing a ring LOLOL

    Right. And if he’s really a fox (and a thirsty one) he peed game from the very beginning. He saw you weren’t wearing a ring.

  5. Random :

    #whoisjamarifox :
    ^you already KNOW.
    I dunno what I put on him but he wants me something serious.
    He literally just came by to tell me some joke…
    … that wasn’t funny.
    I laughed to entertain him.
    Bad enough, I’m not wearing a ring LOLOL

    Right. And if he’s really a fox (and a thirsty one) he peed game from the very beginning. He saw you weren’t wearing a ring.

    That definitely should have said peeped.

  6. <<< Is not above fucking his way up the corporate ladder, but I doubt that would be an option because white men make my skin crawl. Lmao!

    <<< Still works damn hard though.

    <<< Goes out of his way to distance himself from people he's infatuated with.

    Can you imagine that at some point in time we were all as unattractive to someone else as he is to you right now? Like you were sending stupid texts and lowkey stalking someone and they were probably talking to their friends about how weird you are. Lol!

    That puts it in perspective.

  7. Why do the Gods always punish us like this, I always say why cant a dude I would actually have a crush on –crush on me at the same time. I always play crazy like I dont have a clue when someone crushes on me Im not feeling. I hate to hurt someone because I do know what it feels like when the tables turn, but it seems like its always some booga-wolf I dont even want to be seen with, and im like damn do I give off a desperate vibe or do these ugly dudes just have confidence because they have nothing to lose, same thing with really flamboyant queens they are really full of themselves when they see something they like.

    I usually lose out when I crush on a dude because I do everything to not make it obvious its hard for me to take a chance on getting my face cracked but I usually like the dudes 99million other people are liking as well, but such is life. One day before I leave this earth lightning will strike in my favor.

  8. UrSoVain :
    Honestly, I don’t think so. Only because by ignoring them and being aloof… he’ll find attention elsewhere. From my understanding, to catch a wolf, you have to be there in the right place, at the right time, when he wakes up and says “I think i wanna settle down and the next person who fits this checklists will be the one.” At least… that’s how it seems to work. Being interested in his interests and going out of your way to make sure he knows you.. doesn’t seem to be working…

    I agree.

  9. JAY :
    <<< Is not above fucking his way up the corporate ladder, but I doubt that would be an option because white men make my skin crawl. Lmao!
    <<< Still works damn hard though.
    <<< Goes out of his way to distance himself from people he’s infatuated with.
    Can you imagine that at some point in time we were all as unattractive to someone else as he is to you right now? Like you were sending stupid texts and lowkey stalking someone and they were probably talking to their friends about how weird you are. Lol!
    That puts it in perspective.

    You’re absolutely right.
    Which is why I never believe in embarrassing someone.

    Jay, lets get married. We seem to be perfect for one another. Lmao.

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