he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet

Oof.

sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.

they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:

@ashtonhallofficial

Day 191 of the morning routine that changed my life 3:50am to 9:30am Sin lives late at night.. if you’re dealing with a weak mind, bad decisions, or lack of productivity go to sleep early. 4:00am – 8:00am no one’s calling or distracting your productivity.. they are sleep. 8:00pm – 12:00am is the opposite. Just try 30 days.. send this to your partners. It’s time to do better.

♬ original sound – Worthy Supps

and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit

yikes.
all the comments pointing out his extreme narcissism.
i went over to his tiktok and found it quite…
interesting.
this video was funny to me:

@ashtonhallofficial

Tried switching up 🤦‍♂️ Day 1,534 as an online Coach (dinner with my team) Over 40+ employees & growing.. a faith based team & business I never dreamed of up until a few years ago. If you’re looking to build your personal brand & scale your business as an online Coach ➡️ DM me the word “BRAND” on IG. Let’s work 🤝

♬ Sinner Saint – Jeddy Knox

does that random hand belong to the random vixen he is fucking right now?

where are the videos with his clients?
the pictures of all his success stories?
i just see him thirst trapping all over IG:

 
 
 
 
 
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what other side gigs is he doing that he can afford these nice cars,
live in this luxury building,
and have random hands cleaning up his mess?

literally,
like a pimp.
you see how he looks at the hand?

@ashtonhallofficial

Day 1,508 .. 3 hours of productivity from home as a CEO. Find freedom.. do not work for money, allow your money to work for you. Dm me “BRAND” on IG if you’re looking to build your Online Fitness Brand & scale your coaching business to $10K + per month 🤝 (coaches only)

♬ original sound – Worthy Supps

i often wonder when i look at videos like these:

Are these males more compatible dating themselves?

…because even tho he is sexy,
this just seems like a headache to deal with.
i’m sure he would serve his purpose before he got up to go to the gym after 3 am.
by that time,
i’d want him out my crib but:

When does an attentionisto start becoming too much?

lowkey: one thing i cringe at is when they act like saints,
reading the bible and writing in journals.
sir…

please.
i’m sure you are fonting to bitches about how wet you are gonna have them in DMS.



4 thoughts on “he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet

  1. The funny thing is now everyone I see on my timeline doing it even Joshua Bailey but I feel Joshua is more real with his life

  2. Total turnoff! Too perfect. Body made by supplements. Isn’t this the same guy that got mad because guys were hitting up his DM’s.

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