“i know you want to see me naked.
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
it amazes me how people are so quick to trade naked pics so fast…
the foxhole has been blowing me up these last few days.
it seems like slapmyfatty is back to their old tricks on tumblr.
( x click here for a refresher course )
well this trip of “dickland”,
they got some wolves that we know all to well.
i doubt some of them are gay/bi/tri.
i’m sure in order to get their naked pictures,
some kind of scheme was involved.
it was probably a picture.
a pretty vixen,
with some healthy body parts,
and a lethal conversation.
have you noticed how wolves,
straight or gay,
can be pretty stupid with the simple promise for sex?
some foxes as well.
we can get excited when lonely.
i had to wonder tho…
How fast did it take for them to give up the goods?
i spoke to one of the wolves who got outed on the site.
he didn’t know until i filled him in.
he was immediately embarrassed.
from what he told me before,
he has a vixen.
i’m sure she would be pissed to know her dick is on display for the world to see.
“you was trying to get some pussy.
“no i wasn’t.
i don’t know how this happened.
i may have been hacked.”
he was more concerned with his reputation than anything else.
i can be scrolling through my tumblr,
minding my own business as i like to think,
and someone’s dick pics scroll down my timeline.
clever user names:
…and the like.
how did this even happen?
what did this person say to make you cum up off your dick?
if it was that easy,
then how easy is it to get into their wallet?
everyone is moving so fast these days.
the last wolf i met was over me in an hour conversation.
that was also the last time i was on jack’d.
it started out great too.
he seemed great.
well he got mad because i wouldn’t send him a picture of my tail.
his excuse is he drives from connecticut to jersey for work.
i know you’re wondering what does that have to do with anything?
well this pineapple told me if the picture is nice,
he will stay at my crib between trips.
he also said he know i would let him because he looks good.
needless to say i’m sure he slept at rest stops because he wasn’t staying here.
he did look good tho.
this will never stop tho.
this is a new era of dating.
if people would stop letting their hormones think for them,
they wouldn’t be in predicaments like this.
its one thing for your crazy ex to out you,
one who was so good at ear hustlin’,
but a virtual stranger you haven’t even met?
they were able to get you out of 7 pictures of your private parts?
sometimes even a video?
i don’t know whats worse:
the outer or the outed.
one person’s life is so slow they have plenty of time to do this.
the other person wants to move so fast,
they feel they have no time to do it.