Cruella De Jenner: In The Flesh

you know what often catches me by surprise?
when someone you least expect has BAWDY under their clothes.
don’t sleep on the slim ones.
some of them are real toned under these outfits.
i don’t check for cruella de jenner aka kris jenner all like that,
but when someone sent me this pic of her in a bikini today…


…i legit yelled out:

“WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!”

that can’t be real,
can’t it?
if so…
who knew she was such a gym rat in these forests!
she bodied kim with the real curves.
i’m actually impressed with that.
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i don’t even know if i’m being sarcastic or serious.

lowkey: i’m more impressed with her since she is 61.
to have her bawdy looking like that at her age…
gotta give her props.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

8 thoughts on “Cruella De Jenner: In The Flesh”

  1. That family has a lasting relationship with a scalpel and a doctors office so I’d be hard pressed to think that this was anything but the work of an expensive surgeon.

  2. @ jamari. lol you are actually shocked? As vain as Kris ass is. This bitch still tries to compete with her daughters. Lowkey, she got Khlobaca and Plastic Kylie beat.

    1. Yeah, nobody cares about that turd. Please dont breathe life into that gapped tooth shit stain. lol

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