before we get into ^this…

i really hate when shows decided to announce,
“we are ending!“,
and it feels like a mistake.
with “tell me lies” on hulu,
it felt like a mistake and they needed one more season to tie up loose ends.
how many shows don’t tie up loose ends before they end?
nothing worse than introducing new characters with wasted potential.

…but this isn’t a rant about series finales and new characters tho.
this is about evan from “tell me lies“,
played by branden cook,
and how ima miss that bawdy of his…

i don’t know what i was doing when he caught my attention.
i think i was being shown around when i saw him downstairs.
it was his facial first but then it was his sleeve once i started seeing him more often.

it was the biceps that the sleeves are attached that sealed the deal for me.

he is fine AF and drives a really nice car too.
lately,
i seem to run into him on accident.
tbh,
he isn’t even the finest one i’ve peeped here.
there is another one who i’ve caught his attention as well.

tall
dark
handsome
lean bawdy

i saw him one day in workout pants and nearly lost it.
yesterday,
i saw that he can’t even contain his ass in his jeans and he wasn’t even sagging.
you know the type of backside i’m fontin’ about.
he ain’t the finest one either.
then there was the one with the white vixen getting out a mercedes coupe…
listen,
i been put in the best position right now.

the new meat on the block.

that means i get to be anyone i want other than who i use to be.
i made a decision to myself last night that as horny as i am…

i’m gonna drop some “shit you probably already know“:

1 – if you want to do freaky shit with a male you think is fluid,
involve your wife or one of your best “down for whatever” hoe in your team.

2 – if you want to do it with an attentionisto off IG,
involve your wife or one of your best “down for whatever” hoe in your team.

but for the following attentionisto:

3 – if he came out with sex content with his wife,
and the attentionistos we want to see,
he would do so much more than whatever it is he is doing now.

alas,
i think he is venturing too far into “messy gay” than anything else.

with all of the following,
i should have taken him up on his offer for a massage becauseeeeeeeee…

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i ain’t even gonna hold you,
but there are some males i just want to see their stroke resumes.
why?

because they build these bawdies to ride and i don’t want to see them jacking off.

um,
snooze alert.
it’s like seeing the fineeeeeeeeeeeee dude at your college,
neighborhood,
job,
and insert wherever here and getting word he has good dick.

you want to see it in action whether with a vixen or yourself.

you know its a mystical creature when a male is fine AND has an s-tier stroke resume.

the wolf up above is someone i’ve wanted to see his stroke resume for a while.

he was one of those “i’m never gonna smash on camera… blah blah” types.
the ones who think sex work is only ( x bawdy worship ),
when in reality,
it’s still sexual content so you could as well give us what we truly want.
a F-BI sent me his alleged stroke resume and Foxholllllleeeeeeeeeee…

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Foxhole,
I went to the promise land over the weekend.
The promise land = my friend’s luxury building.

so i met this friend at a past job.
she has been asking me and another mutual friend to come see her in jersey.
it’s been a few years now.
she was gonna BBQ and we would hang out for a little reunion.
we both agreed because it’s only jersey.
the trip there was like an hour and 40 minutes by train.
when we finally arrived,
i noticed it was HD bright.
it was the type of bright i’ve never seen in new yawk.
when we got to her building,
i fell in love as she gave us the tour:

Massive Rooftop
Huge pool
Gym
Common area
Arcade
Various lounges + work areas
24 hr security desk

but Foxhole,
lets get into the real view…

There is a certain part on a male that drives me bat shit crazy.

when i’m watching at as scene on the performing arts of penetrative strokes…