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Please Tell Me This Ain’t The Real “Lana Del Rey” (Ugh)

i’m disappointed with lana del rey.
i like her and listen to her music,
but the following video has me looking at her sideways.
so a fan wanted to take a selfie with her after the met gala.
this is what happened via tmz
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Cruella De Jenner: In The Flesh

you know what often catches me by surprise?
when someone you least expect has BAWDY under their clothes.
don’t sleep on the slim ones.
some of them are real toned under these outfits.
i don’t check for cruella de jenner aka kris jenner all like that,
but when someone sent me this pic of her in a bikini today…
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Has Nori Been Playing With Kim Kardashian Phone Again?

Kim-Kardashian-main…or lemme guess?
it was saint this time.
well as you know,

kim kardashian been out here lookin’ wild crazy.
we can thank her wild crazy hubby.
it also seemed like she couldn’t lose the excess weight.
god has answered our prayers!
she uploaded a picture of her new bawdy and well…
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SELFISH

IMG_3656while we were waiting for la la to show up,
the new kim kardashian book,
“selfish”,
was sitting on the table at starbucks.
the book is a collection of kim’s narcissism selfies throughout the years.
the only thought that went through my head as i skimmed through…
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Um Michael Sam Has No Time For Grindr (Whats Wrong With U?)

tm1ipsylozgvzigghqqxthis entry is going to like a game of “clue”.
“it was michael sam,
in the alleged master bathroom,
with the pipe!”
i’m not going to say anything.
i’m sure you will tho.
^that pic is the hypothetical first clue.
okay so michael sam,
was caught in a selfie penis love triangle.
the “love” being that everyone kinda loved it.
well his agent,
cameron weiss,
had this to say about all the confusion (via gawker)…
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Trey Songz Ate Everything Off The Plate (See!)

1622859_10152072255084934_1886727381_n-1good boy.
i could do without the “miley cyrus tongue” face trey.

well at least his looks clean.
so do you want us to fuck you or give you a throat culture?
i’m confused.
the meat looks like it’s hanging just right tho.
i’m not confused about that.

lowkey: i guess he stopped working out?