I just got in the house after a Fox sent me this in email…
and it was like peeeeewwwwwnnnnnn…..
I WAS ON MY BLOG!
I had to get that out the way first and foremost.
I’m tipsy as hell but I’m sober for this…
I hope he doesn’t sound like that forreal.
That is my first complaint.
And what is up with this “Chris aint gay. I ain’t gay” shit?
Well hell, they bi.
He said I ain’t gay cause he has two kids.
That HAS stopped countless DL Wolves before from taking trips into Foxholes.
And why is he dedicating that to Rihanna?
I guess it is safe to say all the boys and girls are experimenting these days.
Sounds like someone got dumped and now he is kissin -n- tellin’.
So now that certain someone looking like a bitch ass ni….
I need these DL celebs to start handing out con-fuck-dentiality agreements.
“If you want this meat,
you gotta sign this sheet…”
I guess Eddie Long-Stroke will have a publicity break…
Because Breezy on Home Teamy is now the top story.
I can’t guage is it is real but
it sure made for an exciting entry.
your publicity team is working overtime to get you in a scandal.
The Kim Kardashian rumor didn’t work out,
so you gotta move into gay territory.
If this doesn’t work,
you maybe out the publicity game
and may actually have to make some good ass music.
But not mad at ya for trying…
BTW: Didn’t that dude sound like Kevin Hart?
Or, was that just my Fox ears intoxicated too?
I’m going to bed.