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When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat

Author: jamari fox Published Date: June 19, 2018 12 Comments on When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat

i often wonder how parents would react if they saw half of these folks snaps/ig stories?
i’m sure they’d flip heavy knowing some been baited.

“why is your fuckin penis on the internet?????” – your mother/father

i bet you swallowed hard reading that.
good thing most of them are restricted to the land of facebook.
you know they love that neck of the woods.
well i saw a video today that’s getting a lot of traction.
a young cub was caught fuckin on snapchat and the mama saw it.
you can only imagine…
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Chris Brown Does His Alleged Usual (One Punch Pony?)

Author: jamari fox Published Date: April 17, 2017 1 Comment on Chris Brown Does His Alleged Usual (One Punch Pony?)

another day; another alleged “punch in the face”?
a vix-bi alerted me to this story of chris brown and those paws.
this time,
it has allegedly landed on a photographer at his after party in tampa.
this is what went down via tmz…
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Curtis Jackson Gets An Alleged Lawsuit Deal

Author: jamari fox Published Date: April 16, 2017 1 Comment on Curtis Jackson Gets An Alleged Lawsuit Deal

i mean,
it ain’t stuntin’ if you don’t got it,
right?
well the cocky rapper wolf bae,
curtis jackson aka 50 cent,
always lets us know he got it.
i’m sure he got the money for this alleged lawsuit too.
( x remember this? )
well she is lawyered up now and well…
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The Perks of Being A Fan of Curtis Jackson

Author: jamari fox Published Date: April 11, 2017 4 Comments on The Perks of Being A Fan of Curtis Jackson

i have a love/hate situationship with curtis jackson.
that’s 50 cent for those in “who?”.
on one end,
i love his cock….iness.
on another,
i hate his cock…iness.
see how it makes me confused?
well did he have to punch this vixen at this recent concert?…
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Justin Bieber Will Give You A Good Beating

Author: jamari fox Published Date: November 22, 2016 3 Comments on Justin Bieber Will Give You A Good Beating

tumblr_nur80wgmdd1u20ulno1_500why does he have fans again?
so justin bieber is in barcelona to perform.
a male fan reached into his car as he was driving by.
this is what happened…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (58)

Author: jamari fox Published Date: November 6, 2016 5 Comments on I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (58)

tumblr_m45cbkaexs1r4yegro1_5001you know the old adage:

KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF OR YOU’LL GET KNOCKED THE HELL OUT

it was in the bible…
or something…
anyway a she-snow jackal decided to punch a snow wolf outside a college party.
this is what happened during and after…
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