When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat

i often wonder how parents would react if they saw half of these folks snaps/ig stories?
i’m sure they’d flip heavy knowing some been baited.

“why is your fuckin penis on the internet?????” – your mother/father

i bet you swallowed hard reading that.
good thing most of them are restricted to the land of facebook.
you know they love that neck of the woods.
well i saw a video today that’s getting a lot of traction.
a young cub was caught fuckin on snapchat and the mama saw it.
you can only imagine

yo that punch came like a run away train:

she was very calm.
i’m sure this was after the mother had her in a headlock.
there are a lot of teens fuckin on pornhub nowadays.
like,
i’ve seen teens getting the train ran on them.
some of these young wolves are violating with the cameras.
i’m sure it’s to show their wolf packs for props and “respect”.
before,
it was your word you was getting pussy/sex.
now you can show your whole porn movie at the cafeteria table.
it is a hot mess these days.
i was fonting about the video on the way home with karaoke.
she said:

i agree.
some of these parents need to get it together.
they popping out all these cubs and no guidance.
it is so easy to see anything on social media.
like,
imagine having a cub and discover them fuckin on social media.
legit getting banged for likes out in these forests.

How would you react?

lowkey: even though some folks banished snapchat,
that’s the only social media still allowing folks to be ratchet.
the shit i’ve seen on snap…
Jesus.

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Author: jamari fox

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12 thoughts on “When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat

  1. Fun fact… the word “rake” is the male slang for hoe…. true story.

    back to the topic at hand… sometimes kids need a HARD reality check… I’m not advocating putting kids in traction… but a good swing from your south paw might just do the trick of getting them back on track… stop being your kids friend… these 40… 50 …60 something parent on social media acting like teens and 20 somethings… you ain’t damn influencer … raise your damn children… don’t be one of them…

    J Fox… you got me tonight…

  2. How would I react if it was my daughter?? I’d probably whoop her butt real good, and ground her. No phone for a week or two as well. Same goes for if it was a boy.

    But ya know…know this: There are a lot of peverted pedophiles on social media baiting these young boys and selling their pics on Tumblr. It’s a problem….

    I don’t think kids are innocent by a long shot but I also think they don’t need to be fawking on social media.

    Another thing is that hormones rage, young adults are going to be doing those things regardless (unless you’re about as strict as I’d be with my kids.) Especially boys, who are quite mischievous at that age.

      1. Probably not. Depends on the parents but I know that nowadays folks act like raw is the THING. Especially the young up and coming gay dudes.

        Folks really thank it’s a game. They really got the Universe fawked all up…Talking bout you only live once. They can believe that lie if theh want to tho..lol.

        I saw one of my cousins grow before my eyes from a little girl into a thick woman and you should have saw me leering at the comments young boys were leaving on her Facebook.

        Meh, it is what it is though. She a young woman now so…

        This just proves I’m gonna be that dad you don’t wanna fawk with…🤓

  3. These teenagers gonna fuck whether the parents like it or not, all they can do is educate them on the dangers and consequences of unprotected sex

    1. That is true. They are going to do it.
      I say wrap it up, don’t let no boys run a train on you..and make sure they not videotaping it.

  4. By the time they are fucking on snapchat, its too late. That wasnt about discipline. It was about the mom stunting on social media. I see where the kid gets it. For the umpteenth time, why is it that the only people I see deploying violence on their kids in front of a camera are people with visible connections to chattel slavery? Masa don’t have to beat your ass if he can get your mama to exult in doing it for him. (And, before it even starts, I dont believe for a minute that the jails are full of people who were not subjected to enough violence by their parents as children. )

  5. Look, at least the mom is present enough to make her delete her Snapchat.

    I work with parents everyday who just don’t care. Their teenagers are on their second and even third child, on drugs, leaving the house whenever.

    Children are not scared of their parents like I remember us being when we grew up. Shit by the time I was a certain age my parents didn’t have to spank me, just the look or threat was enough.

    I can tell lil sis will not be doing this shit again anytime.

    People that haven’t raised nor interacted with children on a regular basis make my ass itch on their high horses telling parents how to raise theirs.

    Every child is different and spanking or straight squaring up with these big ass teenagers is sometimes necessary and effective as long as it’s not rooted in parents taking out other frustrations on their children.

    Ambivalent parents that are barely 15 years older than their kids is how we got to where we are now. Previous generations got punished by Teachers, neighbors, and anyone else within your community that saw you acting crazy.

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