when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.
you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:
Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!
with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
i often wonder how parents would react if they saw half of these folks snaps/ig stories?
i’m sure they’d flip heavy knowing some been baited.
“why is your fuckin penis on the internet?????” – your mother/father
i bet you swallowed hard reading that.
good thing most of them are restricted to the land of facebook.
you know they love that neck of the woods.
well i saw a video today that’s getting a lot of traction.
a young cub was caught fuckin on snapchat and the mama saw it.
you can only imagine…
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now what are you doing in piedmont park after hours sir?
as i heard,
don’t nothing go down there but drawz and headz.
well a dekalb county sheriff was caught in that park after hours.
a foxholer sent me what went down via ajc.
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sometimes it just happens,
you get trapped in the black hole of liking pictures of ig.
you end up coming across one that you liked on the low,
but didn’t realize everyone could see what you did.
well that allegedly happened to justin combs.
he may have liked the picture of…
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i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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so yung berg got caught up tonight.
ray j’s manager,
allegedly walked in on him while he was in the middle of a foxhole.
or maybe it was his foxhole?
well this is what he said on his instagram…
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