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he wanted to smoke a cigarette and smoke a pole while his wife was in the crib?

you never know what’s happening next door.
you think you know people until your security camera catches them

GIVING HEAD TO SOME STRANGER ON THE BACK PORCH.

sorry,
i had to go all caps,
but a foxholer sent me this on twitter and…

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his finger betta smell like water after the “scratch n sniff” test


i always believe that when you go meet up with a wolf you should be “scratch n sniff” ready.
if he pulls this move:

“Yo,
you smoke?”

…you better be ready because a smashin’ good time may go down.
when his hand magically appears in the back of your drawz,
you don’t want any accidents on his finger.
if he makes this face after he pulls his finger(s) out:

 

…you def weren’t prepared.
i mean,
you should always be DTF if some male you talkin’ to wants to come over.
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i wonder if that was the case with these two in the following video?

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when you’re caught getting that big mack truck being parked in your parking garage for onlyfans

when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
chicago“.

If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.

you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:

Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!

with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…

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When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat

i often wonder how parents would react if they saw half of these folks snaps/ig stories?
i’m sure they’d flip heavy knowing some been baited.

“why is your fuckin penis on the internet?????” – your mother/father

i bet you swallowed hard reading that.
good thing most of them are restricted to the land of facebook.
you know they love that neck of the woods.
well i saw a video today that’s getting a lot of traction.
a young cub was caught fuckin on snapchat and the mama saw it.
you can only imagine
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When You’re Caught In Piedmont Park After Hours (RUN!)

now what are you doing in piedmont park after hours sir?
as i heard,
don’t nothing go down there but drawz and headz.
well a dekalb county sheriff was caught in that park after hours.
a foxholer sent me what went down via ajc.
pun intended?…
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When The Alleged DL Wolf Likes Your Picture On IG

screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-8-54-02-pmsometimes it just happens,
ya know?
you get trapped in the black hole of liking pictures of ig.
you end up coming across one that you liked on the low,
but didn’t realize everyone could see what you did.
well that allegedly happened to justin combs.
he may have liked the picture of…
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