Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET

When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat

i often wonder how parents would react if they saw half of these folks snaps/ig stories?
i’m sure they’d flip heavy knowing some been baited.

“why is your fuckin penis on the internet?????” – your mother/father

i bet you swallowed hard reading that.
good thing most of them are restricted to the land of facebook.
you know they love that neck of the woods.
well i saw a video today that’s getting a lot of traction.
a young cub was caught fuckin on snapchat and the mama saw it.
you can only imagine
Continue reading “When Your Mama Catches You Fuckin’ On Snapchat”

Advertisements
Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

Rihanna Has A Man (Now)

rihanna is a sneaky one,
ain’t she?
she done had a whole secret wolf stashed away up until today.
that’s right.
she was caught frolicking with him in a pool in spain.
these are the shots of what the paparazzi got…
Continue reading “Rihanna Has A Man (Now)”

Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ON MY KANYE WEST TYPE OF RANT SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

When You’re Caught In Piedmont Park After Hours (RUN!)

now what are you doing in piedmont park after hours sir?
as i heard,
don’t nothing go down there but drawz and headz.
well a dekalb county sheriff was caught in that park after hours.
a foxholer sent me what went down via ajc.
pun intended?…
Continue reading “When You’re Caught In Piedmont Park After Hours (RUN!)”

Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

When The Alleged DL Wolf Likes Your Picture On IG

screen-shot-2016-12-07-at-8-54-02-pmsometimes it just happens,
ya know?
you get trapped in the black hole of liking pictures of ig.
you end up coming across one that you liked on the low,
but didn’t realize everyone could see what you did.
well that allegedly happened to justin combs.
he may have liked the picture of…
Continue reading “When The Alleged DL Wolf Likes Your Picture On IG”

Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I Wonder If Malia Obama Was Allegedly Smokin’ That Loud?

sasha-obama-malia-obama-first-daughtersi remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video
Continue reading “I Wonder If Malia Obama Was Allegedly Smokin’ That Loud?”

Posted in ...OR NAH? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Did Yung Berg Get Caught Diggin’ In A Foxhole Tonight?

Screen Shot 2014-12-07 at 9.56.18 PMso yung berg got caught up tonight.
ray j’s manager,
walk100,
allegedly walked in on him while he was in the middle of a foxhole.
or maybe it was his foxhole?
well this is what he said on his instagram…
Continue reading “Did Yung Berg Get Caught Diggin’ In A Foxhole Tonight?”