when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.
you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:
Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!
with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
🚔🚨 👮♀️WE JUST GOT CAUGHT FUCKING IN THE PARKING GARAGE AT 1:42 PM‼️ NAKED AF‼️ ASS/DICK OUT AND ALL🤦♂️
— Holliwud (@holliwud_daKing) October 19, 2020
it’s the facial expression when he was pulling up his pants for me.
he better be glad that cop was feeling nice that day in letting them go.
not only would have they been fined out the ass,
no pun intended,
but they both coulda been thrown in jail for the year.
who wants that especially during The Ro-Ro?
can we blame them tho?
we live in a society where everyone is in competition on social media.
we are only as good as our last posts.
we are only as good as our last nudes.
if you aren’t fuckin’ in spectacular ways on onlyfans,
you are legit boring your only fans.
in case you’re wondering,
that didn’t stop holliwud from getting his cheeks clapped.
the (sex) show must go on.