i’m late af but i came very early.
you can see what i did there.
^that is my fav shot from michael b. jordan’s calvin klein ad.
the look on his face >
the pose >
it all says “make sure you sit on an ice pack tomorrow”.
you know i wanted to see the video of all that in motion.
creed 3 was ( x a massive success ) over the weekend.
the “see him in soft porn” ad for michael b. jordan was one too…
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^my fav toxic relationship.
when i use to cut up with these negros out here,
i can admit that i was a real crazy fox.
my toxic behavior was flippin’ tf out and hanging up phones.
you made me vex in the slightest,
i was going tf off.
they loved that shit too.
when i first heard the song,
“we cry together” by kendrick lamar,
i was like…
“This represents a lot of relationships atm…
that song def represents how some of ya’ll date to the t.
i wondered what the video would look like and well…
Continue reading “we gon’ cry together after i cuss you tf out (and then i want you to F me HARD)”
Nudity, Sexual Situations, Adult Content
that close friends on ig shit is gonna get folks in trouble and i’m here for it.
i like when people post shit to close friends,
but someone they “thought” they trusted screenshotted it for us to review.
i don’t know why people do it but i’m all for the naivety of it all.
a rapper named hitman holla and his girlfriend,
decided to share their sexual relations with his close ig friends for whatever reason.
this is what he had to font about it…
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so when “have mercy” dropped on spotify,
i made sure to check it out.
i will font…
It def didn’t sound like something “Chloe x Halle” would do.
i think the teaser is what made me think so.
i was curious to see what direction she would go with the video and…
Continue reading “chloe bailey, “have mercy” on everyone’s favs”
it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:
“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”
my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
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i love when someone shakes shit up.
it hits the bottom of my spirit where antics are created.
there are those who don’t want to cause waves; others bring tidal waves.
lil nas x strikes me as that type.
from the time he was a nicki minaj stan until now,
he has generated all kinds of attention.
good or bad,
he knows what he is doing.
he came out with a video for his song “montero (call me by your name)” and…
Continue reading “let’s get holy and sanctified with lil nas x today! (i feel this urgency for a christian mingle meet up)”