now ya’ll know this manz is not straight up in here (up in here)

its wild because i saw ^him on my TL a few months ago.
for those who don’t know,
that is tony hallelujah.
allegedly,
he is a comedian but went the route of onlyfans.
it seems like the type that will do anything for fame.
i’ve seen slay cooch like the typical latino.
he holds onto his straight card for dear life but…

How you gonna be in a gay orgy,
getting your cupcakes ate,
but yell out that you ain’t gay?

cause,
uh…

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your straight card denies once you secretly mess with dudes buddy

You are not straight if you are attracted to me but still dating vixens.
You are not straight if you fantasize about me while smashin’ vixens.
You are not straight if have sex with other males for money.
You are not straight if you are engaging with males for OF content.
You are not straight if you allow another man to give you oral or eat your cheeks.

…even if you’re FANTASIZING and we can see you’re hard as a rock btw.
no matter how much these males make excuses for it,
they are NOT straight.
no matter how much they try to avoid the dude they’re attracted to,
all while secretly still watching from the shadows,
they are NOT straight.
your straight card has been declined at that point and that is okay.
so let’s talk about the straight card

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so, uh, kanye allegedly admitted he has dealt with the same sex before?

the forests stayyyyyyyed barking when ^these two were in cahoots.
i love when two people get together and cause conversation.

siri: play “end game” by taylor swift.
thats riccardo tisci of givenchy and kanye of kooky loony productions.
sidebar: am i the only one who thinks riccardo is ( x handsome af )?

anyhoo,
milo yiannopoulos who was the campaign director for ye24,
claims kanye admitted to be a lowkey member of the foxhole bloodline

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why are you dating her when you’d rather be with another man?

Why are you with her?

you look like you’d be happier with another male.
your pictures with other males,
compared to the ones you take with her,
are always night and day.
in some cases,
you look like you are single.
every time you take a picture with her tho,
it looks like you are being held at gunpoint.
the misery on your face can’t be ignored.
i mean,
she looks thrilled in each photo.
in some cases,
they know the truth but they’re just happy to have a man.
i was once like you,
ya know…

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is august alsina gay? bi? or full of platonic love and healing from another male?

the straights always say/think the gays have the finest ones.
i’m sure it’s because more straight wolves don’t desire the upkeep gays do.
we can’t get half of them to clean between their cheeks properly.
we might have a lot of “fine” ones but when you are actually gay/bi

It’s similar to how we see the vixens with their fine boyfriends/husbands.

so the foxhole is buzzing about august alsina again.
he knocks it out of the park by allegedly coming out of the closet

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curious straight males only want one thing and it ain’t no love story

I have dated males,
who were curious,
but they were never interested in me romantically.

i’m here to tell you curious males are not what they’re cracked up to be.
i have this thing where i can attract males to me like bees to honey.
it might be my style,
height,
bomb personality,
or the gayness they could see in me.
curious straight males were like hawks because i wasn’t like the others.
it wasn’t a compliment because they ended up treating me like the others.
they wanted to fuck but i was giving them “the boyfriend” experience.

I’m glad it never happened with any of them tbh.

i was reading this thread on reddit called:

“Straight men who have tried gay sex: what did you like and didn’t like about it?”

…and many of the comments gave me a couple a-ha moments.
this one comment especially…

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