baby, lets have a threesome with you and jack frost (i like when he nips at my butt cheeks)

foxhole,
i’ve been pushed into using “instacart“.
everyone i know was urging me to use the service months ago,
but i was very “eh” on it.
i’m at the point of no return when it comes to ordering groceries now.
since it’s been brick city,
i barely want to leave my crib.
apparently,
ya’ll be leaving ya’ll’s warm homes and beds to go fuck in the snow

x SEE ANOTHER HERE

what?
they didn’t have a house to fuck at?
i’d even take a car with the heat on blast.

like,
i can’t be comfortable in the freezing cold.

sidenote: i like to sleep with a fan blowing,
but i hate going outside when its cold.
i’m weird.

nothing about fuckin’ with a polar vortex going up my ass is remotely sexy to me.

fuck around and catch a nut and pneumonia.
i’m good.
some of ya’ll have some interesting kinks these days.

10 thoughts on “baby, lets have a threesome with you and jack frost (i like when he nips at my butt cheeks)

  1. I’ve had public sex many times. It’s a turn on and it can be hot. HOWEVER, you’ve still got to use some degree of common sense. This was not it.

  2. I checked his Twitter page and he is proud about having sex in public. This dude is a real trip and I don’t find his antics sexy at all.

  3. Ain’t nothing remotely sexy about being frostbitten for a nut. End up with pneumonia or pleurisy…

  4. I would consider getting my cheeks beat by my man butt nekkid in the snow if he owns the land we fucking on, I don’t do public but I could get freaky in the snow and outdoors.

  5. I like to sleep with a fan blowing during Winter too. I think the sound helps ease my mind or something.

    As for the video, eh. Just the thought of public sex makes me nervous even though i know i’d never do it.

  6. At first, I was like “Wtf”.Then I stopped to realize this has been going on since Late Cretaceous Period. The difference is that we have cameras to film it.

    I am quite sure there were Gay Vikings and Gays Eskimos in Alaska. Right??? ha ha ha

  7. Mysonne imagine the dick getting frozen like A Christmas Story when he triple dog dare Fitz to lick the pole. How embarrassing and humiliating would that be to have your dick literally frozen in somebody ass for a sexual thrill.

    1. Years ago there was a scandal because a local minister (in his 60s at least) had to go to the emergency room because he got some guy’s dick stuck in his ass. I felt bad for his wife, kids, and congregation. I think it was summer though.

  8. Honestly as ridiculous as this is for people to do, I am more surprised by the condom! They some real rise takers with that little bit of Lube. That shit might freeze. Vaseline might have been a better choice or an oil based lubricant. Just saying!

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