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DMX Tells Us How It’s NOT Going Down

9f8c76f1789b9b0212eb9542a4ca36e1i love when straight wolves randomly blurt out shit no one asked about.
like,
when ya’ll talking about whats on the lunch menu and he says:

“I AIN’T NEVER FUCK NO PINEAPPLE BEFORE”

you know,
because we didn’t see “gay sex” was on the menu.
the ones that kill me are always on social media.

“IM STRAIGHT AF!
I AIN’T GAY!
I LIKE PUSSY!”

well at a recent concert,
dmx blurted out something he has never done with a pineapple.
a vix-bi led me over to the shade room and well…
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Posted in THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

This Pre-Baller Wolf Who Had His Ass Up In Class

i’m sure it is hard to be a star recruit in college
you have to learn the plays as well as the school work.
(i guess that’s why so many foxes end up doing their homework for them?)
so no doubt when alabama star linebacker reuben foster fell asleep in class…

it’s excusable.
but when you sleeping like this:

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Weezy Wants To Show You How To “Throw That Dick”

All kinds of fail…

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Posted in HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE

Fuckable Mentionable…

First time I ever found Wocka Docka, Locka Wocka, Focka Wakka…

Whatever…

actually kind of attractive.

Stand outs: those nice ripe booty vibrating lips.

Later.