i’ve been pushed into using “instacart“.
everyone i know was urging me to use the service months ago,
but i was very “eh” on it.
i’m at the point of no return when it comes to ordering groceries now.
since it’s been brick city,
i barely want to leave my crib.
ya’ll be leaving ya’ll’s warm homes and beds to go fuck in the snow…
i love when straight wolves randomly blurt out shit no one asked about.
when ya’ll talking about whats on the lunch menu and he says:
“I AIN’T NEVER FUCK NO PINEAPPLE BEFORE”
because we didn’t see “gay sex” was on the menu.
the ones that kill me are always on social media.
“IM STRAIGHT AF!
I AIN’T GAY!
I LIKE PUSSY!”
well at a recent concert,
dmx blurted out something he has never done with a pineapple.
a vix-bi led me over to the shade room and well…
Continue reading “DMX Tells Us How It’s NOT Going Down”
i’m sure it is hard to be a star recruit in college
you have to learn the plays as well as the school work.
(i guess that’s why so many foxes end up doing their homework for them?)
so no doubt when alabama star linebacker reuben foster fell asleep in class…
but when you sleeping like this: