this is how monsters are made.
they were already fiending for attention as is but once they go viral:
they say money shows us who we are.
i’m here to update that a viral moment can show us who we are too.
ashton hall has gone viral for his “wake up” routine.
we got him out here seething in jealousy and comparing himself to Jesus now…
yup.
Jesus.
he is right about something tho.
He went viral so now everyone is going to try and duplicate his viral moment so they can have their own success.
case in point:
There is another one
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— naiive (@naiivememe) March 23, 2025
it’s such a corny ass follower mindset.
i’ll 110%:
I wish these folks would keep it real.
many of these males live absolutely regular lives.
i’d rather see the real messy ass room,
random hoe they’re fuckin’ laying in bed,
and sitting in traffic getting to their destinations.
many of these dudes are dealing with the stress of co-parenting as well.
this is why they say social media isn’t real.
real people are living real lives and a lot of male’s lives don’t look like that.
…because then I get to wondering what escorting are they doing to afford this luxury of doing nothing?
because a majority of the time,
they are using those same bawdy parts to get them bills paid.
Hell,
that would be a much more interesting watch.
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…also,
please believe waking up that early has you tired by 3 pm.
lowkey: is he getting a check for ( x this saratoga surge in sales )?
I’m kind of glad that you decided to talk about Ashton Hall. Something about this whole situation just bothered me.
The way he used the name of Jesus in his mess just came across as blasphemous; it’s like, dude, you basically make thirst trap videos. Where is the GOD in that? I think it’s a deeper conversation with a deeper question as to who these videos and his content are for? It’s not women, and if we’re being honest, it’s not even for gay men. It’s my belief that his content is really for incels. Incels that red pill, manosphere community, a group of lame and corny men who have no personality, can’t provide intelligent conversation, have no swag, game, or anything that can sustain a relationship beyond materialism.
Ashton’s whole shtick is, “Look at me! I have muscles, money, cars, and clothes. Women find me desirable, so you need to get like me.” This message is clearly not for anyone above 30, because real life will tell you and show you differently. Maybe that’s what makes this so insidious because it really targets those men who are most vulnerable: those 15- to 25-year-old men.
Also, you are spot on, Jamari. How is he making money? Simply having a lot of subscribers doesn’t translate into cash. Can someone do a deep dive investigation?
I do think it’s sad ultimately because I believe as men, we do need self-care and grooming and all the things, and this was just a wasted opportunity. Also, let’s keep it real. If you are waking up between 3 to 5 a.m. and doing this ridiculous morning routine, you will be tired by noon.
The gag is he’s not a 10. In the gym heavy with a nice body but 4/5 face.
Could you imagine dated someone so self-absorbed? Yikes!!!
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