or my fav:
he ain’t gay.
when i tried to put my finger in his bootyhole,
he punched me.
i knew he was straight with the ferocity of that punch.”
well of course he punched you hoe!
he knew you were trying to out him so he had to think fast.
let me put my finger in his bootyhole with my mouth on his pipe.
i guarantee i’ll get the ring and his credit card…
so you’ve seen many vixens work free PR for some fox/wolf/hybrid out here.
whether it be the celeb of their dreams or boy next door,
vixens think they know who men are fuckin’ 24/7.
if a wolf always finds his way into pussy,
or he has a body count with a lot of vixens,
that automatically rules out he is ever attracted to the same sex.
no way could that same wolf be “bi” or even “tri”.
they’re always so cute.
all defensive and turning red in the face.
well i’m here to say a few words…
THERE ARE MEN…
WHO ARE MASCULINE…
WHO HAVE A TON OF VIXENS AROUND THEM…
THEY HAVE KIDS…
THEY MAYBE SUPER RELIGIOUS AND HOMOPHOBIC BY DEFAULT…
HAVE HAD A PIPE IN THEIR HOLES/MOUTH OR VICE VERSA.
the funny thing that kills me is the ones who are OBVIOUS get cuffed.
these vixens will be outing men who ain’t do them shit,
but their gay ass husband/boyfriend is the real culprit.
i’m schleep tho.
i was coming home from work the last week.
this spanish couple was on the train platform tonguing each other down.
i mean playing a mean game of tonsil tennis.
looked like it was tied.
well what got my attention was his tail.
those bunz he had were super fat.
he was also wearing boxer briefs with stars on them.
how i know?
he had that “advertising” sag happening.
you know what the advertising sag is…
advertising sag (v): when your drawz scream for attention and then you sag.
it lets hungry wolves know that they can feast there
when they stopped kissing,
he was super duper feminine.
foxhole: know when someone is “one of us”.
you can’t tell me he doesn’t have an xtube account.
some wolf has to be pounding those cheeks until he saw stars.
maybe thats why he had the star boxer briefs on?
men out here,
no matter who they are or what they’re like,
are fuckin’ each other.
there is no sure fire way to tell a man is gay/bi/r tri.
male celeb fantasies are out here fuckin’ men.
those s4s on instagram is really just foreplay.
hell gay wolves/foxes/hybrids looks better than actual straight ones nowadays.
i’m not one to judge.
you know i love me a baller wolf who plays with balls.
these vixens shouldn’t judge either.
when it comes time for ”that one time i dated that stud”,
or they want to play “bisexual fantasy for attention”,
you can’t tell them shit right?
the world has changed.
get with the program or get left behind.
lowkey: actually let these vixens do their free PR.
the more they defend is the more people who talk.
so the jackal/hyena fucks the fine wolf.
its usually for one night.
well the jackal/hyena can’t hold air in his mouth so he tells the vixen.
the smart fox listens,
goes and sniffs out that fine wolf,
and keeps his secrets.
see i call that “fox wire marketing”.
how you think we find out who gets down in sports and entertainment?