the actual story just happened.
I am still in a state of “almost crazy“.
I was chillin on my bed just now.
Ya know, relaxing and shit.
I look to my right and out the corner of my eye,
I see something moving on the floor.
I was like:
“ok, maybe that was my blanket or something.”
I continued to relax when all shit happens.
I look down and see this thing just walking under me.
and the muthafucka was HUGE…
I did what any self respecting Fox would do.
Scream like a girl and run the fuck out my room.
I have no shame in admitting that.
I am PETRIFIED of mice.
I am so fucking scared of mice that I think I have a phobia.
I thought that muthafucka was a mouse.
I would have slept outside on a park bench tonight.
I run in the kitchen and grab my only weapon: a broom.
I was like:
“how could that be a mouse when all the lights are on in my apartment????”
I look down the hallway and see nothing.
I immediately call Star Fox.
I don’t know wtf he is going to do all the way down south,
but I figured give it a shot.
Can you believe he laughs at me?
In my time of distress,
this asshole is laughing at me.
He is trying to coach me as to what to do.
I am fuckin’ scared and shaking.
It was a bad look.
The phone suddenly hangs up and when I call back,
it goes to voice mail.
The phone was dying,
and since everything was in my room aka the hostage take over,
I was pretty much doomed.
I decided to get brave and look down the hallway.
I see this muthafucka walking out my room.
I wanted to fuckin DIE!!!!!!!
I keep a very clean apartment,
so I don’t know how or where that muthafucka came from.
I took that same broom and that muthafucka saw his last image of my hallway.
I carefully scooped him up and flushed him.
His body should be floating in the Hudson River by now.
I know one thing: I’m fuckin’ scared to sleep in here tonight now.
I need someone to rescue me when shit like this happens.
I’m not built for shit like this when living alone!!!
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