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I’m Happy! And I’m Naked! And I’m Colored! Gimmie A Hug!

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if he was completely naked and wanted to give you a hug,
would you let him?
just a question.
well this naked gentleman wanted to give random hugs in a cali train station.
and well…

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Would You Hop On and Ride This Fellas?

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x how about this?

well summer time is here.
that means new things to ride,
like him above,
are making their debut.
how about if i showed you something
that would take you on the ride of your life?
would you hop on?
well it happens to be in texas.
all the good things to ride are down in texas, huh?…

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Pre Baller Wolf, Kevin Ware, Talks About “BrokenLeg-Gate”

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as you know kevin ware of the louisville cardinals had that massive injury.
his leg literally snapped in half.
i don’t even want to relive that moment again.
i had nightmares.
he has since been released and gave his first interview to espn.
this was really sad to watch…

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The Worst Injury You Will Ever See… Ever.

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kevin ware,
of louisville’s leg…

well…
this isn’t for the faint of heart.
i’m serious.
you’ve been warned.
seriously.
you ready?
okay.
go.
NO NO WAIT!!
okay.
okay.
okay go…

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I Heard You Passed Out When You Had To Ride That Thing.

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wolf and vixen get on the slingshot and he passes out twice.
i could not stop laughing at this clip…

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Brandon Spikes Said If He Saw Someone Gay He Would Scream

Not a week goes by without an NFL player posting something stupid on Twitter. This week it’s Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes‘ turn.

Spikes took to Twitter on Wednesday and posted what appears to be a joke stolen from British comedian Jack Whitehall, who has said as part of his act, “I’m homophobic in the same sense I’m arachnopobic. I’m not scared of spiders. I’m not scared of gays, but I would scream if I saw one in my bath.”

For Whitehall, the biggest problem with that line is that it isn’t funny, and he’s supposed to be a comedian. For Spikes to repeat it is stupid both because if you’re going to steal a joke you should steal a funny one, and because “I’m homophobic” is a rather dumb thing for a public figure to say.

Now Spikes has created a bit of a controversy in New England, with media outlets including the Boston Globe and Boston Herald publishing critical stories about his tweet.

Spikes wasn’t in the Patriots’ locker room when media had access on Thursday, but several of his teammates were asked about it, and all of them avoided the topic and therefore avoided stirring up any further controversy. Patriots spokesman Stacey James said only, “The team has no comment.”

It’s easy to see why Spikes’s team and his teammates don’t want to wade into this controversy. But it’s hard to understand why Spikes created the controversy in the first place — or why he’s continuing to engage in Twitter arguments with people who were bothered by what he wrote. Spikes would be wise to knock it off.

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really brandon?
and then looking like this…

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