I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD PUT THE HEAD FURTHER INSIDE!!!!!

the following video just made me laugh so loud.
i know we all panic once in a while but this white vixen went postal.
she was at a zoo ride-through where you get to feed the animals.
the animal of choice was an ostrich.
this was her reaction when they pulled up.
┬áthe ostrich expected to be fed and this is her…

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the foxhole doesn’t know how much i love the movie scream

depending on what you ask my cousin hybrid,
he will tell you that he hates the movie,
scream.
why?

I watched it 20,000 times.

scream was the first scary movie i ever watched.
i am scared of michael myers tho.
that opening sequence with drew barrymore was one of the best in hollywood history.
i remember being so scared and trying to figure out the killer.
the thought of a killer terrorizing someone by phone was so interesting to me.
i’m so obsessed with that i bought the trilogy box set on dvd.
what is a dvd even mean these days?
when they announced they were released scream 5,
you already guessed that i was gonna be excited af.


i waited patiently for the trailer and it finally dropped it today

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I’m Happy! And I’m Naked! And I’m Colored! Gimmie A Hug!

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if he was completely naked and wanted to give you a hug,
would you let him?
just a question.
well this naked gentleman wanted to give random hugs in a cali train station.
and well…

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Would You Hop On and Ride This Fellas?

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x how about this?

well summer time is here.
that means new things to ride,
like him above,
are making their debut.
how about if i showed you something
that would take you on the ride of your life?
would you hop on?
well it happens to be in texas.
all the good things to ride are down in texas, huh?…

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Pre Baller Wolf, Kevin Ware, Talks About “BrokenLeg-Gate”

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as you know kevin ware of the louisville cardinals had that massive injury.
his leg literally snapped in half.
i don’t even want to relive that moment again.
i had nightmares.
he has since been released and gave his first interview to espn.
this was really sad to watch…

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The Worst Injury You Will Ever See… Ever.

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kevin ware,
of louisville’s leg…

well…
this isn’t for the faint of heart.
i’m serious.
you’ve been warned.
seriously.
you ready?
okay.
go.
NO NO WAIT!!
okay.
okay.
okay go…

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