The Kardashians Vehicle Is Running Out Of Gas

kardashoverwell looks like the kardashians buggy is allegedly coming to a screeching halt.
anyone want to give them a jump start?
any takers?
anyone?
you over there?
yeah you walking out the door…

Not only are the Kardashians’ TV ratings sinking, but their faces are failing to sell supermarket weeklies.

“It’s over. The fatigue factor has really set in,” one magazine publisher told me. “None of the Kardashians, either alone or together, is selling.”

Sources say Jann Wenner paid $110,000 for a heavily retouched photo of Kim Kardashian in a white bikini, which he splashed on the Dec. 23 cover of Us Weekly under the headline, “My Body Is Back.”

But the glossy, which usually sells about a half million a week, sold fewer than 400,000 copies, an insider with access to circulation reports told me.

Bauer’s In Touch dropped 70,000 copies from its average circulation with a recent Kardashian cover, and another Bauer title, Life & Style, dropped 50,000.

Star magazine, from American Media Inc., sold 50,000 copies less than its newsstand draw of 325,000 with its Dec. 2 issue blaring, “Kris & Bruce: Divorce Bombshell: Kim Helps Kris Hide $25 million.”

“I think it’s because Kanye West is so nasty and aggressive. People don’t like him,” the publisher said. “It’s rubbed off on Kim. It’s rubbed off on the whole family.”

Marc Berman of TV Media Insights had a different explanation for why ratings of E!’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and its various spinoffs have sunk.

“It’s simple — overkill,” Berman said. “The Kardashians are everywhere. They never take a break.”

miley-cyrus-crying-gif.gif.pagespeed.ce_.6P33A9S1zFexcuse me.
my life is completely over.
what ever will i do?
*runs in my closet to weep silently*
seriously speaking,
the life of an attention whore has a shelf life.
when you veer too far off from your initial point of your 15 minutes,
it will be nothing but downhill.
take note instagram and tumblr whores.
once kim popped out dial tone,
gave her other baby yeezus a platform to be super annoying,
that khloe/lamar fiasco,
and kris jenner tried to make her “geriatric swagg” happen…
i knew they were on that last 14:40.
aaah well.
so whose next?

lowkey: i will buy the future books on:

“HOW TO MAKE A BLACK MAN A COMPLETE IDIOT”

“WHERE OF WHERE DID THE TIME GO? HOW ATTENTION WHORES LAST”

“KRIS JENNER’S GUIDE TO MAKING ANYTHING FAMOUS (EVEN ANIMALS)”

“WHERE ROB WENT”

read whole article at page six: HERE

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

9 thoughts on “The Kardashians Vehicle Is Running Out Of Gas

  1. Wow they blaming kardashian downfall on Kanye West and not the fact that none of these women can maintain a healthy relationship with a man. How the hell did Kanye rub off on kourtney, they are reaching and just don’t like Kanye West Point blank. The k-clan ruined themselves the minute all their relationships started imploding starting with kris marrying a cross dresser

  2. It was actually a few years before I realized Paris Hilton wasn’t popular anymore.She was getting interviewed for something and I thought “Damn!, I forgot all about her, where the hell she been.”The Kardashians are going to have to deal with it.It happens to everybody, especially people with no discernible talent.Your 15 minutes are up.Now the media will move on to the next talentless bimbo/s.

    The only thing that will save them is Kanye and Kim’s break-up which we all know will come eventually.

  3. Thank God. I have been wanting to bomb their party bus up for a while.

    I actually like Rob and Khloe tho. Rob got to drop that weight and get that body back. I miss that lil bangin figure he used to have, especially that Kardashian ass. I ain’t even gonna front, fat and all I’ll still smash his colossal booty til the cows come home. Judge me if you want to.

    1. You have a point @Man. If Rob wouldv’e played his cards right he could have easily outshined his own sisters in the ‘use my ass’ for attention route. He was all over gay blogs circa 2010/11 for having a huge bubble butt. He came in 3rd place on DWTS. Ppl actually liked Rob but clearly he didnt like himself too much.

  4. Good. Let’s flush Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and all of the others. Kim Kardashian got famous and then wealthy for getting f!@#$d and sucking d!@k in a video. And the others came along with her. (Yet, Kerry Rhodes is apparently blackballed from the NFL because of rumors that he f!@#$d the heck out of a fella. Speak of double standards! And Kerry Rhodes is a very talented football player.) They have no or little talent. They made much money during their 15 minutes of fame and fame is fleeting but the money is forever–as long as they invested it well. Good riddance Kim Kardashian. Good riddance Kanye West. Good riddance Khloe Kardashian. Good riddance Bruce Jenner. Good riddance Kris Kardashian. Good riddance Lamar Odom. Good riddance, etc. and all! Please go away and stay away.

    And, please, Jamari refrain from mentioning the whole lot. That is, when you think of mentioning any of them, please consider if there is something or someone more worthy of the time and interest of your fair readers. Please!

  5. I didn’t know the show was still being aired. Too much of anything can be lethal. They’ve made an enormous amount of money during their run, but (oftentimes) all good things must come to an end.

    S/N: They sure as heck made a lot of moola for Randy Seacrest.

  6. Kris Jenner knows the time is up for the older siblings which is why she Pimping the 2 young ones

    She has one of them in a fake relationship with the gay member(Harry Styles) in 1Direction

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