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How Gaining Weight Is Sending Potential Dick My Way

“have you put on weight?”

that is the dreaded sentence no one wants to hear.
when the pretty vixen said it to me the other day,
i wanted to crawl in a hole a die

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The Kardashians are Clapback Queens Now

Screen Shot 2016-04-23 at 5.24.51 PM the kardashians ain’t taking your shit anymore!
they are ‘thuggin ‘n’ thumbin” in these e-forests.
i guess this goes in line for their new season of bravery and confidence.
so “the big one” posted ^that picture above,
and of course,
someone(s) had something to say.
check out kim’s clapback
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Rob Kardashian Ate His Former Self (I Guess He Tastes Good)

rob-kardashian-kim-kardashian-2014-09-20happier times?
i know he hasn’t seen this size in years.
well rob kardashian has been eatin’ like its going out of style.
he emerged from his cave for a burger run and looked like this…
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Rob Kardashian Is A Brick House

335221-svetik^rob kardashian is a brick house.
oh wait!
wrong picture.
that is a picture from my vision board of cribs i’d like to live in.
naw this is the latest picture of rob kardashian,
headed to italy for that wedding “thing”…

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Jamari Fox Is A Dumbass. Yes, You Read Right.

so i’ve been going to the gym.
gold star.
i have been on my gym flow,
almost every morning,
and i feel good and i feel energized.
i bought all kinds of healthy food to start the process.
i didn’t realize how expensive it was going to be,
but i  took everything you guys said to me seriously.
of course nothing stays perfect for long…

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So, Foxes Should Never Get Fat Because We Will Die Alone?

Hey,
I didn’t say it.
Someone sent me a TIP with this article and I can only imagine how much discussion it will produce…

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