before i get into this video,
i nearly didn’t post it.

THIS NIGGA IS DOING WAY TO MUCH!

ain’t no reason this shit is 12:51.
and he is EXTRAAAAAAA.
way too fucking extra.
he is trying to spread the message,
but tongue poppin’, “girl”, and doing all this bullshit.
we don’t give a fuck about your phone or your pants.
focus nigga.
he needs a cue card and adhd pill.

… but, he was on point with his assumptions.
i have also noticed some of the things he spoke about….

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i remember i aksed if rookies get classes on how to manage their money.
well, i did get my answer in a comment box AND with some f-bi research on my part…

anthony davis wants you!…..

.…to know he knows budget.
would anyone date him?
or, is his eye brows a deal breaker?
well he this interview shows him in a different perspective…

see what i did there?
and another player you may like as well….

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jamari fox loves top-notch wolves.

don’t get me wrong.
i like regular wolves too.
tonight this is about wolves that are in the public eye.
the ones i show you that make your dicks hard.
this isn’t for my christians and conservatives.
i don’t fuck with ya’ll.
why you even on here?
secretly, you know you want that life.
if you weren’t so uptight….
well…

i’m going to teach you what the snow foxes know that the black ones dont.
they are about their paper.
point-blank period.
trust, they don’t fuck around when they meet someone in the public eye.
why do you think all the top white actors, directors, and execs’s snow foxes are nicely taken care of?
some are even in the damn will!!!!!
why are they set up in condos and have a career doing something?
i can’t tell you how many white gay foxes in the city that have a lifestyle sponsored.
well one, they know the value of a closed mouth.
two… well, they are about that life.
their life is NOT a basketball wife full of drama.

when you meet a baller wolf,
things can go by fast.
you get swept up in a lifestyle of cars, clothes, and cack.
that is, if you don’t come off like a dick swallowing jump off.
you go from shopping at the bodega to browsing at bergdorfs.
you will learn the difference between armani and tom ford.
you may see a different airport every week.
you’ll wake up to room service and do not disturb signs.
do you know what it is like to fuck on egyptian cotton?
if you are masculine, you will be thrust into the spotlight with him.
you may join him in the club.
you will pop bottles.
you will know what ace of spades taste like.
you will sit in VIP.
you will meet beyonce and rihanna.
dap up jay-z and chris brown.
you will go to the games.
sit in the box seats.

you are:
the assistant.
the stylist.
the publicist.
find a career and learn to do something.
get on his payroll.
do not be “the random guy in the crew”.
strive to be:

^kinda like nicki minaj’s bag carrier.

sound exciting, doesn’t it?
well…

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i love conchita.
she knows kobe is sloppy, so she is on her “fuck it“.
she just collecting those checks and keeping kobe’s balls in her clutch.
but check out why she is tite that kobe is getting caught…

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i noticed that ever since frank ocean “came out“,
more females are interested in getting that pipe.
i know a few vixens who said:

“i dont give a fuck if he is gay! i’d still fuck him!”

i know females who got wet off the letter.
even at the concert,
vixens all around me were creating tidal waves in their panties when he was on stage.
i don’t know if it is the music or the fact he is attractive that did it,
but his pussy count has definitely gone up.
so my question is this…

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I have come to realize that a lot of good looking people live in NY.
A lot are very hood and you just can’t take them anywhere.
Sadly, you won’t know unless they take a bath and clean themselves up for an event.
They all head to the biggest event,
which is on 1st Saturday of every month at the Brooklyn Museum.

Basically the whole museum is open for the general public.
They have a ton of open mini events,
in the parking lot is a huge party,
and best of all: the iCandy is orgasmic.
Everyone puts on their most fashionable looks,
baby oils their body,
vixens get a fresh weave,
and goes to show out.
It NEVER has hoodrats.
They always seem intimidated to attend.
It always attracts the freshest and finest of the city.
Everyone from gay, straight, white, black, latino, asain, college, graduate, professional…
just come together and get along for one night out every month.

(I showed some visuals here here briefly…)

Last weekend,
and a couple weekends to be honest,
I have played hooky for some reason.

I don’t know if it is my mood or the fact I’m “re-inventing”, but I’m not interested.
I don’t know, but I did advise someone to go and I got a nice phone call about it…

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