he was told the proper steps in cleaning himself out.
it was weird af to him that he had to shit his brains out before every sexual encounter.
unless a vixen was on her period,
he didn’t think it was this much of a hassle to have sex.
well you can’t have gay sex without making sure you are fully clean and an empty stomach.
those were the rules so he spent hours making sure the water after the enema was clear.

“If you shit on me,
that would not make me happy.” – was what was told to him.

well.
he never did it before so take a chill pill.
he doesn’t even have gay friends to show him the ropes either.
thank God he found a “before anal sex” guide on google.
before all of this,
he was homophobic af,
but he got approached with the opportunity of a lifetime…

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we get so caught up in the bodies,
faces,
traveling,
and likes that we often don’t realize:

Social media ain’t real

i mean,
we don’t go on there to post our depressions or failures,
but we do make sure we look like we are enjoying life even if it’s all a lie.
meet karina vanessa corbalan in the dog filter above.
she posted these pics on twitter with her boyfriend,
alejandro sanchez,
in 2018:

Greece, you will be missed! ???????????? pic.twitter.com/yDy2rnFaEx

— ODK (@overdoseonkari_) April 28, 2018

you’d think they were a sexy couple and living the good life,
right?
well life comes at you fast…

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blatant stupidity entertains me.
i don’t understand why folks feel the need to “ig explorer page” their crimes.
it really baffles me,
but i wouldn’t have anything to font about.
so everyone meet arlando henderson.
allegedly,
he worked at wells fargo but got caught up robbing the company blind.
the way he allegedly caught his own self up tho…
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last night,
i was in my feelings (no drake) and tweeted:

“i can kinda see why people kill themselves because of social media”

one can lose themselves trying to get status on instagram.
if you aren’t witty enough for tweeting,
you’re sent to the twitter graveyard.
for the ones we admire,
it comes so easy to them.
it left me to wonder…

What does a healthy social media life look like?

is it…

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so there is an issue.
one that has been happening all day on social media.
i’m sure that has some crying in the car…

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when social media gets on a wave,
boy,
do we get on that wave.
we will surf that muthafucka until we wipe clean out.
as of late,
i’ve been thinking of social media’s obsession with canceling others.
some days,
i can’t keep up with everyone who gets canceled.
don’t get me wrong,
some deserve their cancelations.
others,
however,
merely riled up a group of “sjws”.
social justice warriors for those who don’t know.
it reminds me that we truly never left high school.

You weren’t part of the popular crowd if you didn’t fit in/follow the crowd

this leads me to dangers of the “#metoo/times up” movement…

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