pregnant

Has Colin’s Pipe Laying Tour Ended With A Little Kaepernick?

everyone and their mama wants that kaepernick seed.
~~i know if i had a uterus,~~
~~i would consider it.~~
well terez owens has some street talk that he may about to be a baby daddy…
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Lil’ Kim Is Pregnant

…allegedly.
well according to fashionbombdaily,
lil’ kim is about to have a lil’ one.
i am a lil’ shocked.
okay a lot of shocked.
congrats if true.

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Paul George Thinks 1 Mill Is Reasonable To Abort His Kid

nothing is a bigger turn off than a wolf with a wild penis.
its even worse when its a rich wolf who should know better.
well everyone meet nba baller wolf,
paul george,
and his irresponsible penis.
allegedly he knocked up some miami stripper.
get this?
he allegedly offered her 1 mill to abort the kid.
yeah…
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TerRio Is Pregnant

holy food babies,
what the hell are they feeding this child?
i guess terrio is amusing to us being fat.
he looks like he is about to give birth any minute.

Arian Foster Couldn’t Turn A Hoe Into The Abortion Clinic

this is a bad time to be a baller wolf.
it seems all their dirty dick ways are cummin’ back to haunt them.
lets add “good boy” baller wolf on the houston texans,
arian foster,
to the list of “knocking up side hoes while married” list…
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How To Be A “Hoe” and Win At The End of 2013

evelyn lozada got me considering being a hoe in 2014.
i kid i kid.
i think…
you see that rock?
that’s a “licks my balls,
eats my ass,
swallows,
and still keeps suckin’ out leftover nut“ rock.
morals out.
hoe-in?
i’m not even gonna hate on the cum up.
literally.
i’m really starting to believe smart hoes are winning.
like i said being “the nice guy” is NOT the wave.
the ones on doing free work need not apply.
it can happen for “us”.
we just choose to fuck stupid dusty hood rats.
when “some” get a man with some cash money,
“some” fuck it up somehow.
see: all the queens in 2013 who had rich men.