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So Chris Brown Is Going To Be A Father…

…allegedly.
so karpediem is good enough to breed,
but not good enough to slide a ring on her finger?
well he did say the other day he wants to put a cub in her.
in his words…
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So Tyler Perry Pregnant or Nah?

you read right.
according to howling within the forests,
tyler perry allegedly revealed at his 45th birthday that he was with cub.
^the vixen,
model/philanthropist gelila bekele,
next to him is allegedly the baby mama.
well i’m sure he needs to groom someone to take over the “madea” legacy.
congrats if true tp!

lowkey: did he also put a ring on that vixen’s finger?
or will she be just “the baby mama”?
~~did he actually skeet inside her?~~
~~or was this turkey basted?~~
i also wonder what his stan base will think?
don’t the church folks frown upon this kind of thing?
as you can tell,
i have a lot of questions.

So Beyonce Is Pregnant or Nah?

so i came in the house,
took all my clothes off,
and laid down on my bed.
i said i’ll take a quick nap before i start playing in my foxhole.
well i woke up at a lovely 11:30pm.
adrian peterson’s scandal was the first thing i read.
beyonce allegedly being pregnant being the second…
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Lance Gross Is Allegedly Off The Market (Kleenex To Your Left)

so this was weird.
not the picture.
although that looks weird.
anyway today i was walking to work and i said:

“i haven even seen lance gross in a minute.
i wonder what dark chocolate wolf is up too…”

…randomly.
maybe because i made some hersheys dark chocolate cookies the other night.
eh i dunno.
well i guess i got my answer from hip hollywood today…
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The Straights Kill Me (Wow)

this is why i thank god we can’t have kids.
i couldn’t deal.
so i was talking to one of the f-bi last night and they were filling me in on a wolf i’ve featured.
i would have said “an attention whore”,
but you know that gets folks all riled up.
anyway…
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