so this pregnancy maybe getting to kim kardashian already.
the poor girl is going through the moods!
well she had a nice “something” on twitter yesterday and well…
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sorry kim.
well the beyhive is buzzing so we will see what beyonce has up her sleeve.
or up her belly.
if she is pregnant i’m rooting for a boy!

lowkey: i love that she does stuff like this.
its better to make people talk first before you confirm.

stay tuned: instagram

…allegedly.
so karpediem is good enough to breed,
but not good enough to slide a ring on her finger?
well he did say the other day he wants to put a cub in her.
in his words…
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you read right.
according to howling within the forests,
tyler perry allegedly revealed at his 45th birthday that he was with cub.
^the vixen,
model/philanthropist gelila bekele,
next to him is allegedly the baby mama.
well i’m sure he needs to groom someone to take over the “madea” legacy.
congrats if true tp!

lowkey: did he also put a ring on that vixen’s finger?
or will she be just “the baby mama”?
did he actually skeet inside her?
or was this turkey basted?
i also wonder what his stan base will think?
don’t the church folks frown upon this kind of thing?
as you can tell,
i have a lot of questions.

so i came in the house,
took all my clothes off,
and laid down on my bed.
i said i’ll take a quick nap before i start playing in my foxhole.
well i woke up at a lovely 11:30pm.
adrian peterson’s scandal was the first thing i read.
  beyonce allegedly being pregnant being the second…
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so this was weird.
not the picture.
although that looks weird.
anyway today i was walking to work and i said:

“i haven even seen lance gross in a minute.
i wonder what dark chocolate wolf is up too…”

…randomly.
maybe because i made some hersheys dark chocolate cookies the other night.
eh i dunno.
well i guess i got my answer from hip hollywood today…
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