evelyn lozada got me considering being a hoe in 2014.
i kid i kid.
i think…
you see that rock?
that’s a “licks my balls,
eats my ass,
swallows,
and still keeps suckin’ out leftover nut“ rock.
morals out.
hoe-in?
i’m not even gonna hate on the cum up.
literally.
i’m really starting to believe smart hoes are winning.
like i said being “the nice guy” is NOT the wave.
the ones on doing free work need not apply.
it can happen for “us”.
we just choose to fuck stupid dusty hood rats.
when “some” get a man with some cash money,
“some” fuck it up somehow.
see: all the queens in 2013 who had rich men.

lowkey: ( x jason arasheben ),
ceo of jason of beverly hills provider of diamond luxuries,
made the ring for ev and carl.

sheesh.
i hope this story has a happy ending.
literally.

x see more on evelyn’s instagram

back in his prime,
getting pregnant by that meat would have been a joy.
splashing some terrell owens meat juice inside you woulda been a good idea.
well in 2013 not so much.
a vixen has allegedly gotten pregnant by him.
how much kids would this allegedly be?
bossip had all the low down…

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….well according to some of the sistas out there.
all because idris elba allegedly knocked up ^ vixen (name naiyana garth),
she happens not to be his wife and maybe having their semi bi-racial child.
basically she isn’t black (light skinned-ed),
its an OOW cub,
and they think he is being messy.
they saying his career with black woman fans is over because of this.
god forbid he is one of the handful of black actors who is great at what he does.
add the fact that he is playing ( x mandela ) in his new movie.
oh nooooooo.
nope.
i love them dearly and will defend them to the day i die,
but im starting to see a trend in some sistas.
i have to wonder:

Is it really that serious tho?

lowkey: hell denzel is married to a black woman.
that hasn’t stopped him slanging his pipe all over harlem and manhattan.
all alleged btw.
congrats on ( x your new situation ) idris!

x read more about it here

thanks lb4!
i guess antoine dodson wasn’t playing when he said he was straight again.
he quickly went and nutted in some warm non-committed pootang.
how “section 8” of him.
he’s already becoming a hood wolf from the projects.
congrats to him.

you see that face?
its the face of big foot.
its the face of a killer.
so why gucci mane starting fights in public now?
someone taped him about to throw his belly hands in the lenox mall…

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dwight howard likes to fuck.
what?
i’m being honest.
well he welcomes his 7th (or so) random baby with girlfriend christine vest.
royce from bbw broke the news since she didn’t know.
urbanbelle is about to fill you in…

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