folks still out here catfishing?
i thought that was a thing of the past.
with snapchat and insta-snap,
i’m shocked that is even still going on.
well a straight wolf got caught up in a catfish-uation that went left.
by “left”,
i mean someone nearly had a few bullets in their tails.
an f-bi sent me the story via daily mail…
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there is always talk on how parents should discipline their cubs.
some of these cubs nowadays are so disrespectful.
they are full of angst and have no fear.
well i saw a video of a mother handling her daughter tonight.
from what i can tell,
the daughter was acting up in front of an audience.
wolves.
some are saying the mother was doing too much.
i had to ask the foxhole…
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don’t tell anyone…
i left one if my old barbers for taking too long.
no reason i would get there at 2pm and i was leaving at 6pm.
why?
i should be more mad at myself,
but a lot of eye candy use to go to that shop.
he would have all his walk in hood wolves go before me.
my current barber,
who is a dominican wolf,
gets me in and out.
well this she-hyena was mad that her cub’s barber was taking to long to do his hair.
a f-bi sent me what she did via news 5 cleveland…
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“oh mother…”
everyone was telling me watch “bates motel” on a&e.
it was the re-vamped prequel to the movie series,
“psycho“.
i was like “eh”.
i didn’t want to watch anything creepy.
i was pushed when i saw rihanna was going to be on it.
she would be playing the legendary character,
“marion crane”.
the one who was stabbed up in the shower in the first “psycho”.

well i started the series on netflix last weekend and ended it today.
foxhole…
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i was laying in bed just now,
enjoying every inch of my lazy,
when i saw i had 4 texts on my computer.
i had my phone on my favorite mode:

DO NOT DISTURB

…so i didn’t hear it.
when i looked,
it was the pretty vixen.

“jamari i need to talk to you”
“i have horrible news”
“i know you can relate with this”
“please text me soon”

so i did…
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i had an interesting dream just now.
it woke me up out my nap.
i’m not really feeling well and  i’m drugged up on flu medication.
spo the dream was me in my old crib.
my parent’s spot.
i had just finished cleaning up my room.
the room was brighter.
the sun was beaming through these large windows.
my mother walked in.
i pointed to how organized my closet was.
it looked like she was teary eyed.
i looked at her and we locked eyes.
i asked her what was wrong.
i couldn’t really hear her voice,
but i heard what she said.
if that makes any sense?
she asked me…
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