“You Were Supposed To Have A Pussy!”: Another Catfish Tale

folks still out here catfishing?
i thought that was a thing of the past.
with snapchat and insta-snap,
i’m shocked that is even still going on.
well a straight wolf got caught up in a catfish-uation that went left.
by “left”,
i mean someone nearly had a few bullets in their tails.
an f-bi sent me the story via daily mail…

A humiliated 19-year-old was arrested for trying to shoot dead a man who ‘catfished’ him on a dating app by pretending to be an attractive woman. 

Chauncey Wilkerson was arrested on charges of illegal use of a weapon and aggravated assault with a firearm after officers responded to a hit-and-run accident at his home on Monday, reported WBRZ. 

The Baton Rouge teen told police he met the driver on a dating app called TAGGED, and said the other man was ‘catfishing him’ by pretending to be a woman.

Authorities responded to the 2800 block of Gore Road to find Wilkerson and his mother having been struck by a vehicle.

After learning he was communicating with a man, Wilkerson says he stopped communicating with him, only for him to come to his home and try to contact him.

But the 19-year-old said he told the unnamed man several times via the dating app not to come near him. 

So when he saw the man parked in his home’s driveway, Wilkerson and his mother both approached the vehicle, reported WBRZ. 

According to arrest records, Wilkerson had his mother’s 9mm handgun for protection. 

The man then backed out of the driveway and drove towards Wilkerson and his mother with the intent of hitting them, according to records.

Wilkerson then fired four shots at the man as he was backing out of the driveway and fleeing down the road, the records say. 

He was arrested, but there has been no word on if the other man involved in the altercation faces any charges.

okay so what is “tagged“?
i never heard of that site before.
another question:

Why does the jackal know where he lives?

this story has a lot of holes in it.
i know folks who been catfished,
but wouldn’t give their address.
now for the jackal who was catfishing…

What kind of crazy pulls up to someone block after being exposed?

the issue with cat fishing is you start to catch feelings.
God forbid you doing it to someone fine af.

i am too horny to be cat fishing some sexy wolf.
ima want my back blown out eventually.

 cat fishing is not like a one hit ‘n’ quit.
you actually start talking.
so ima need to meet,
get some dinner,
and my legs will probably be up in the air at the nearest hotel after.
i’m just saying…

article cc: daily mail

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

7 thoughts on ““You Were Supposed To Have A Pussy!”: Another Catfish Tale

  1. I don´t think the “catfished” (Wilkerson) should be in jail long, but I think the “catfish” should definitely be arrested as well. I hope they get him. Not necessarily for catfishing, but trying to drive into them. That man is dangerous, and creepy.

  2. I think the dude story could be legit. Alot of dating apps have your exact location. I never understood catfishing. You should always try and be your best self but that guy was not a woman. He is not what dude was looking for. Why waste time being someone you are not when there is someone out there looking for who you truly are and they can’t find you because you are pretending. I never fucked with dating apps but when I used to heavily go on dating websites years ago, I never understood why some dudes would pretend online. Pretend to be masculine, pretend to be fit, pretend to on the low, etc. Be yourself! Someone will like you.

  3. Im tellin you some of these catfish dude are going to meet the wrong one like in this case. I was catfish last month and ignored all the red flags especially when you get caught in the moment. Last year an old dude catfish me with a pic of a nice looking muscular white dude. wasted my time and effort to get dressed for tennis play. I was pissed off! Whats the point of lying and at the end thinking your going to get it your way?

  4. This whole thing sounded fishy. If dude found out that you were actually a guy, what would lead you to go to his home if he supposedly told you it’s not gonna happen. My thought, perhaps they set up a meeting anyway, dude’s mom was home unexpectedly, and to throw her off he acted like he didn’t know the guy or the guy was “stalking” him.

    I’m trying to give him the benefit of the doubt…but something’s not right with this tale.

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