in a land up north,
a peasant fox met a beautiful queen on random.
it turned out to be the best,
and then amazing experience of his life…
i feel like every couple years,
my picture with beyonce resurfaces somewhere.
last time i saw it,
which was like a few years ago,
it was on the wendy’s show where someone was claiming to be me.
“jason in atl” it is NOT.
that pic was taken in new yawk around 2010 or 2011-ish.
i’m gonna trying to font this story as short as possible,
which can’t happen because it contains a ton of moving parts…
2 minutes on grindr.
we all go on those sites hoping to meet “our fantasy“.
out of all my days on those sites,
i only met 2 or 3 wolves who i was attracted to.
one was so fine and ended up being the best sex i ever had.
that’s a whole nother story.
other than that,
i never met any wolves like the ones in that picture.
AND I’M IN NEW YAWK!
when i saw that tweet,
i posted it to my ig stories to overwhelming response.
it led me to wonder…
anita baker is one of my favorite artists.
her music legit does something to my soul.
this song tho:
this song does something to me!!!!!
i hate her music isn’t on spotify tho.
well aside from making great music,
anita’s reputation for having a nasty attitude proceeds itself.
from fans to staff,
everyone has a story about anita.
well one of the stars of the cw show,
added onto the list of complaints about auntie anita.
china mcclain shared a story about her mom meeting anita.
this is what she shared on her twitter…
Continue reading “Anita Baker: Giving You The Nastiest Attitude That She Got?”
one of the “real housewives” came into my job the other day.
a snow bunny.
she dead ass was looking at me like i was gonna react.
fawn over her and go crazy.
i’m glad she learned i’m not phased.
i didn’t know who she was,
but my co worker did and she nearly fainted.
i had to get a whole google search and some cliff notes.
this is what happened when someone met one of the “rhoa”…
Continue reading “How You’ll React When You Meet Your Favorite… Housewife?”
well it has happened.
kanye west has officially gone bat shit crazy.
this was the talk at work today.
“omg everyone check out the news…”
i’m thinking something serious happened.
“kanye just met with donald trump at trump towers”
all i could do was shake my head.
i was reaching for my bag in case i had to run out of ther.
well this is the video i saw via c-span…
Continue reading “So I Guess Kanye Is Performing At The Inauguration?”
they always say those who are the cockiest are the softest ones.
all that cockiness is usually a mask for something else.
well for newly elected “that title”,
i kinda expect him to be cocky at all times.
i expect him to be a presence when he walks in a room.
when he met with obama to talk transitioning into the white house today tho…
Continue reading “When You Are The Cocky Hyena In A Really Big Fuckin’ Forest”