i should have known better than this.
its been a tough couple of months and i was off my game.
i shoulda noticed that “stream my shitty music” tag than the bumps.
^this jackal claims he had monkeypox but needed to go to mcdonalds.

every social media user lit his ass up for being so reckless.
a foxholer sent me an update on the real story…

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i remember the first time i ever ate mcdonald’s.
it was when my mother brought me to disney world as a kid.
when i got my first happy meal toy,
i was so fascinated.

Burger,
Fries,
Drink AND A TOY?!

it felt like i was being rewarded for eating.
over the years,
i’ve felt like mcdonald’s has changed.

Maybe I have changed?

i can’t eat mcdonald’s nowadays without my stomach being violated.
last time i ate mickey dees,
which was many years ago,
i was shitting my brains out in the old navy bathroom on 34th street.
when i go on a road trip,
i’m gotta find a new spot to eat since fast food is all down the highways.
i went down the rabbit hole of watching videos from food insider yesterday.
they were comparing fast food in other countries vs here in the US…

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even during quarantine,
ya’ll still getting your work out on.
i think you for providing all of that eye candy and meat for our viewing pleasure.
i got a question for the foxhole tho.
so you know how they sending 1200 in trump checks next week?
well what if you could get a bonus 3500?
if you did this…

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they need to pay these fast food workers more money.
for the type of shit they deal with,
they need higher pay and extra security.
jackals and hyenas out here,
losing their minds over some fast food.
so ^that hyena got arrested for getting angry with the mcdonald’s worker.
why?
well...

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foxhole…
i’m,
like,
psychic.
i be on some “my foxhole can predict the weather” shit.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but r. kelly was released from prison.

i knew one of his rabid stans was gonna bail r. kelly outta jail.
just knew it.
“the daily mail” found out who the alleged sucka fan is…..
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…or ima put your head straight in the fry grill.
what is it about mcdonalds that makes folks go crazy?
that food got some kind of tiger’s blood in it.
so the following video has been circulating around the internet.
a snow hyena yolks up a mcdonalds worker,
but the only thing is she had time that day…

Continue reading ““unhand me, you brute!”: the tale of iron fist at mcdonalds” →