i might need to become a photographer as a hobby.
well,
a “baby oil rubber-oner”.
“male enthusiast”,
maybe?
so i always wanted to know who ^that wolf was above.
i’d always see his pics online and there was no leads.
i may have even posted him before.
well i was doing my daily sniff around foto 119 and saw this:

yum.
everyone meet marky b from long island…
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criceps (v): when tears come out your eyes due to amount of muscles someone has.

when folks say to me that michael b jordan isn’t fine,
i seriously question if i’m looking at the right wolf.
i mean the wolf done glo’d tf up from “the wire”.
well michael had a photocall in cannes for his new movie,
“fahrenheit 451”.
i mean…
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as you know,
i have a tiny crush on baller wolf,
mychal kendricks.
not only does he have a handsome facial,
and the type of “weird” i like,
but i love looking at that tail of his.
it’s like a thing of beauty.
well a vix-bi sent me in the following alleged picture of mychal.
um…
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so i’ve been low key depressed since it’s mother’s day weekend.
i decided to catch up on my current shows (gotham, atlanta, riverdale),
all while starting a whole new one (marvel’s agents of shield).
blackish is one of my favorite shows,
but it legit had me in tears just now…
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as you know,
i didn’t jump on this cardi b wave.
i have no desire to listen to her album.
acting tho,
i’d probably watch.
azealia banks,
who i use to rock with,
isn’t on the “cardi” wave either.
when asked about cardi on “the breakfast club”:

…mind you,
she dragged the same beyonce in the past.
irony that same radio station was promoting tf outta cardi.
well it led to cardi responding on her social media…

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picture cc: clint brwer/splash news

why are they pushing her story line to be a reckless hoe?
i’m so fascinated at what she’s done to her face and bawdy,
this is the first time i’m seeing ^that bodyguard wolf.
i think i would have noticed him in the pics i saw with her.
alas,
this is the story line we’re rolling with for kylie.
she needs something since she is pretty boring outside a filter.
everyone meet her alleged potential baby daddy wolf,
tim chung…
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