trouble in hood paradise already?
no!
never!
i have high hopes for cardi b and offset.
you know they are #relationshipgoals for some of us.
by us,
i mean some of you.
i mean they just had their baby shower in atlanta.
it was titled “a bx fairy tale”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDctp0Hevg

…but “the jasmine brand” caught a ig story cardi posted,
but end up deleting…
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she is allegedly 28.
silent “eek”.
speaking of the alleged hoes who know how to finesse,
the forests have the pics of drake’s alleged cub.
a vix-bi sent me the “post and delete” screen shot from ig,
“gossipinthecity”.
so this is adonis?…
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ya know,
i was very surprised with drake,
but i’m not shocked.
ya’ll shouldn’t be shocked.
his “drake likes his coffee black” stans are hurt.
i would be too because he played them heavy.
his image was he loves black vixens,
but his baby mama is all the way white.
the thing is…

Continue reading “The Hoes Know The Art Of The Finesse: How Drake Got Caught Up” →

why do big time celebs and attentionistos,
who may be allegedly like dippin’ in foxholes,
always mess with the messiest of jackals and hyenas?
i never understood this concept.
well justin combs,
who seems to not have any common sense,
got allegedly caught up on snapchat.
this is what was allegedly exposed today.
this is what a vix-bi sent me…
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someone told me the reason i’m always disappointed,
and ultimately depressed,
is because of my high expectations.

jobs
wolves
folks
career aspirations

i’ve gone through life getting my hopes up about most things.
i create the “fantasy” scenario of how i’d hope things would work out.
that has been something i’ve been doing for years actually.
i figured that it was better than being pessimistic about life/love.
my parents taught me to wake up everyday and expect a great day.
welp…
it seems i might have been going about my life all wrong.
it could explain why i’ve been disappointed consistently.
so i’m starting to wonder…

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before i start this,
i want to send my condolences to the families of all the victims in the capital gazette shooting in maryland today.
another senseless tragedy that is becoming way too familiar.
so our fearless leader was asked to comment on what happened.
this is what he had to say…
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